Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 62 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT If Our World is Their Heaven
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 2 | Aired on 10.06.2013
Alicia: "I stay out of your romance, you stay out of mine. Them's the rules when you're sharin' a fella."Eli: "No, this time it's both of ours. Remember Becca?"
Alicia: "That bitch?"
NSA
Boss: "These dreamy boys have a question about this lawsuit."
Lawman: "So you're saying they haven't talked to a person of interest since that case in season three?"
Boss: "Look at all this paper!"
Lawman: "You're still just a two-hop warrant, okay. But that got you to the Governor, which would be fun. Find a more recent terrorist connection and we can take it to FISA court."
Boys: "We will never be Edward Snowden if you keep acting all ethical and shit."
Lawman: "I know, that's why. Catch me six months ago though, man..."
TAMBOR
NSA: "We request a SCIF, a Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility, for the communication of classified information."
Alicia: "This is stupid, and you are stupid, but whatever."
NSA: "Well see, the thing is that she can't be in the meeting."
Judge: "Alicia, I already see you getting pissed and I get it, but technically this is what's happening. You don't have the clearance to be in the SCIF. Just trust me to be the judge, okay?"
DIANE
Eli: "Hey Diane, no big deal but can I schedule you a Chicago Law interview with muckraking ex-magazine journalist Mandy Post?"
Diane: "Hey Eli, no big deal but won't that chick sabotage me and make me seem awful?"
Eli: "No, she's very respectable."
Diane: "Okay, come on. Fess up, we're taking somebody down. Who is it versus."
Eli: "...Will Gardner."
Diane: "Again with this shit? Eli. I am not going to turn on my brother and work wife just because some old dude can't get it up. The whole thing is so gross and sad."
Eli: "He honestly thinks he's being ethically sound by hating Will."
Diane: "He wasn't even disbarred! Nothing ever even happened! That we know of."
Eli: "I'm not saying trash him, I'm saying, step from the shadows of yesterday into the bright new jurisprudent light of the sun."
Diane: "Has anybody in history ever been asked to do this shit?"
Eli: "No, this is purely a thing we are doing to specifically you."