Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 62 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT If Our World is Their Heaven
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 2 | Aired on 10.06.2013
Diane: "No reason. Anyway, I have a secret meeting with the Governor that is no big deal, so I will see you later."FLORRICK AGOS
Alicia: "I can't even find you in this office space! It's too big!"
Cary: "I know! It's because we're so excited about possibilities, being young and dumb."
Alicia: "It looks like a real law firm! That's where a phone could go. And over here, chairs. We could have a table in here, with chairs all the way around it. Sit in the chairs, and have meetings. Just like real life."
All the other fourth-years come out of their hiding places like it's Munchkin Land, and start wandering off into the infinite recesses of the giant place.
Carey: "Hey, grab a burner phone. And thanks for telling us not to use our phones anymore, Alicia. That was some real traitorous shit you pulled and we are appreciative."
Alicia: "I didn't even see you there, because this place is so big! Oh, hang on. Will is phoning me on my phone."
Alicia: "Will, is that you phoning me?"
Will: "Alicia, where are you? It sounds like commercial real estate."
Alicia: "No, I am just having lunch all alone. Why are you phoning me?"
Will: "Don't tell Cary, but Neil Gross wants a partner in the ChumHum meeting, and he hates me, and Diane is at a meeting about abandoning us when we need her the most, so you have to be at the meeting. It's Cary's meeting, but you have to be there."
Alicia: "This is weird."
Will: "To be honest, Neil's expressed some concern about Cary being up to the job. Not to me, you know, because of him hating me, but I heard it from people."
Alicia: "Yikes. Okay."
Alicia: "Hey Cary? Do you maybe have unrealistic expectations of your relationship with Neil Gross? Because -- and please don't get offended -- I am babysitting you now with him. If ChumHum doesn't come with us, we don't have a firm."
Cary: "Alicia baby, don't worry. I talk to Neil every day. We are 100 percent bros."
GROSS
Neil Gross, I love you. I love you from the hoodie you are too old to wear and yet always wear, to the obnoxious free-runner toe-compartment shoes on your stupid feet. I love every molecule of you, most particularly the arrogant part, which is a lot because you are made mostly of arrogance, the way a regular person is made mostly of water. Never change, be on this show all the time. Allow your bromance with Cary Agos to flourish, come along with, to the new firm. Where there is quarrel, sow understanding. Where there are no hoodies, sow some hoodies. Do you remember that one hoodie that Cary wore that time, that looked like it was woven out of throaty sensual laughter and the dreams of cats? I still think about that yoga outfit, like, fairly often.