Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 62 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT If Our World is Their Heaven
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 2 | Aired on 10.06.2013
Zach: "It's just Nisa phoning again and again. I'm letting it ring."Alicia: "Hey, everybody. What is the deal with the phone?"
Veronica: "We're letting it ring, it's poor black Nisa. Poor Somali-American black Nisa."
Alicia: "So you went shopping, that's fun. You realize that they go to a school with uniforms, so...?"
Veronica: "She needs dresses for dancing. For when she goes to dances."
Alicia: "That sounds hella unlikely. Am I going to approve of them?"
Zach, silently: "No, girl. You are going to hate them."
Alicia: "Cool, I'm going to start drinking right now, okay everybody?"
Cary phones on her phone.
Alicia: "Any thoughts on ChumHum, chum?"
Cary: "No but I wanted to tell you that you are amazing."
Alicia: "...What's happening?"
Cary: "This check you sent? We just bought out the entire office suite and you're getting first-out, with interest from the other partners..."
Alicia: "Uh, what? I didn't send you a check. Momma don't got a 140k to throw around, you know that. Calm down and tell me what's the name on the check."
Cary: "Ivy Road Trust."
Alicia: "Okay, well, thanks for calling. I might need you to get me out of jail in a sec, assuming I can catch my mother long enough to throw her out a window. I'll let you know."
Alicia: "Mom, I can't even tell you why it's bad that you did this."
Veronica: "Call it a loan if you want, whatever."
Alicia: "What is this about?"
Veronica: "Like I ever have an agenda. Like I could possibly ever get my shit together long enough to have an agenda. (By the way, how is Will Gardner.) To pay me back, you have to come to dinner with my new boyfriend, a retired widower named Michael Barnwright."
Alicia: "Whatever. I wish everybody would just either slow down or leave me out of it."
Zach: "I'm not seeing Becca. Why does everybody think I'm seeing Becca? That girl's saliva burns through metal, did you know that? Think about that for a sec and you tell me if I would..."
Alicia: "People are going to want things from you. Not even like huge things, often just small dumb things, like an engraved gavel she can use to drive Eli Gold insane for fun."
Zach: "This is not me. I don't know how it got from our house to her, but no. I mean, who is that stupid in this entire world."