Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 62 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT If Our World is Their Heaven
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 2 | Aired on 10.06.2013
Eli: "Yes, those are both very important. You're very important."Chief Justice: "The gavel said Fiat Justitia Ruat Caelum. Let justice be done, though the heavens fall."
Eli: "That's beautiful. Or super weird and scary. Or both? I don't know. You're the worst."
Chief Justice: "Like my gavel says, I resent the fact that Diane didn't hop to it when we met in the Supreme Party Room and I told her to shit-talk Will Gardner."
Eli: "You mean she remained poised in the face of your vulgar attempts to rattle and offend her?"
Chief Justice: "Exactly. Who the fuck does she think she is?"
Eli: "You're a sexist old fool."
Chief Justice: "And you are a rude backroom huckster."
Peter: "You're both acting like assholes. You, get back to your office. And you, Chief Justice. Diane Lockhart is my choice for the vacated seat. Get right with it."
Peter: "Whatever he wants, just give it to him."
Eli: "Okay, that was the wrong thing to say but I will. It involves brainwashing Diane. Oh, and this thing with the gavel, that's obnoxious as hell, too."
Peter: "Find it and mount it."
Assistant: "I have no idea where that gavel is. We have a whole room just for presents. It's called the Gift Room. Do you know how many gifts you have to have before that presents itself as the sanest alternative? A room amount."
Eli: "Shut up and find it."
Assistant: "Actually, I think Damian the Intern may have stolen it. He was the one in the Hawaiian shirt that you made sure to fire yourself."
Eli: "I am awful and petty a lot of the time. Okay, what makes you think that?"
Assistant: "Somebody's selling it on Clarkswap, which is our dumb name for Craigslist."
Nothing will ever beat the time the Pretty Little Liars decided to start calling your Facebook your "Website Page." That was the best thing that ever happened in life. "What's his deal, is he a murderer? Did he murder our friend?" "I don't know, let's look at his Website Page."
KALINDA ON ETHICS
Cary: "Have any tech companies, real or imaginary, signed onto our brief?"
Kalinda: "No, because the NSA is fucking scary. You look loco right now."