Episode Report Card Erin: A | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Darkness Falls
By Erin | Season 2 | Episode 17 | Aired on 03.01.2003
So, before we can hear what Vaughn's been up to, we travel back to Panama, where a big black van is cruising down a yellow-tinted road. It pulls up to some industrial area filled with piles of soot or something, and the Delta Force guys get out, followed by Irina. She looks fabulous in her stovepipe jeans and brown suede jacket. She turns and looks at Jack tenderly. He just stoically nods at her. The doors shut and the van drives off.
As Irina and the Delta boys wait for Sloane, Jack's in the van, communicating with Spanky. Spanky informs him that the KH-11 satellite has them onscreen and that a limo's headed toward them from the southwest. Jack sees it. The limo pulls up, and Irina walks over. Jack sees Sark get out of the limo. He opens the door to the back and Irina looks inside. It's empty.
Sark says something about how, for security reasons, Sloane didn't come to her. Instead, if she gets in, he'll take her to Sloane. At Oops Center, Spanky's all, why isn't she getting in the fucking car? Dammit! Leave it to an indecisive woman to handle a delicate operation like this! Irina's all, yeah, well, tell your lion tamer to get his ass to me, okay? Enough of this playing around. Sark's all, that ain't an option, Mom. And isn't it fun to mess around together again? I missed you! Irina's all, deal's off, son. And try to contain your excitement. If you're a good boy, there are ice cream sundaes in your future. Sark's all, sundaes! He just agrees that the deal's off, shuts the door, and starts to move away. Jack watches on his screen. See those numbers down at the bottom of the screen? Look familiar to anyone? Well, they SHOULD. They're the damn satellite coordinates. At Oops Center, Spanky's all, what's she DOING? Tell her to get in the car and we'll track her to him!
Back at the limo, Irina strikes a deal wherein she'll go with Sark, but only if the Delta boys come with her. Sark's all, that wasn't the plan. Yeah, well, neither was not bringing Sloane along for the ride, but you're not too concerned about THAT one, are you? He orders Irina and the boys to get in. As they enter the limo, Spanky comments that Sark's letting Irina take the guards. "How'd she pull that one off?" he asks of no one in particular. Dude. You're so stupid. Shut up.
Before she gets into the back of the limo, Irina takes one long look up into the sky and smiles. Jack watches this on his screen, a look of tense regret upon his face. Irina gets in, and the limo drives off.
Oh, for fuck's sake. We're back with Vehement Vaughn and his Permanent Pain Of Fatherlessness. Syd listens as Vaughn blathers on and on about how it's been tough being forced to collaborate with his father's killer and the fact that she happens to be Syd's mom hasn't really helped either. Shut up, Milquetoast. Vaughn's so obsessed with his father's death that he's been investigating Irina on his own, contacting anyone he could, retracing phone records, tracking recorded conversations, blah blah blah revengecakes. Vaughn pulls out this battered brown folder full of the fruits of his obsession and shows them to the girl who will NEVER be sleeping with him EVER AGAIN. Syd's all, well, if you felt this way, then why'd you encourage us to work with her? Vaughn's all, because I believed Spy Daddy was right about her having a secret agenda. He wanted to see what she was gonna do, and he did all the research on his own, paid for it all himself, retraced her every step, blah blah blah stalkercakes.
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