Episode Report Card Erin: A | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Darkness Falls
By Erin | Season 2 | Episode 17 | Aired on 03.01.2003
"Jack," says Kendall, "you make this happen, and you can have my job." "No thanks," quips Jack. "I'll need Delta Force." Hee. That was comic beauty. "You'll get whatever you need," says Kendall. Yeah, well, what he needs right now is some quality naked time with his non-dead ex-wife. Can you make THAT happen, Spanky? Well, if you've seen the episode, then you know. He actually CAN make that happen...
Mama Hari's Den Of Delights. Irina's going over the manuscript and making notations on several multi-colored Post-It notes. Did you see that? MULTI-COLORED POST-IT NOTES. That's important. No, really. No. REALLY. Anyway, Syd's standing outside the cell, quietly watching her mother. Irina notices this and walks over to her daughter. "Dad says you're going to Panama," says Syd. "Do you think there's a chance you'll get Sloane?" Irina doesn't answer her question. Instead, she says something about how she wanted to see Syd because the trap they're setting could be dangerous.
"So, whatever happens," breathes Irina, "there's something I need you to know. Sydney, I love you." Aw. Syd starts to say something, but Irina cuts her off, telling her she doesn't have to say anything at all. "I'm pretty sure I haven't earned very much," Irina says, choking on emotion, "and that's okay. This was just something I needed to say." "Mom, you're coming back," says Syd, choking on emotions of her own. "I hope so," says Irina, putting her palm on the glass. Syd puts her own palm up to meet it and smiles at her mother, tears swimming in her eyes. Irina quickly drops her hand and just looks at Sydney. It's a wonderful scene, really. And I now have two girl crushes.
Francinator's Hideaway Of Hypnosis. Will's lying in bed, asleep, and we can catch the tiniest glimpse of his lovely naked chest. Sigh. Francinator's sitting over him, asking him in a soothing voice about whether or not he had trouble accessing the satellite images. Will speaks as if in a dream and tells her that he had no trouble and no one was suspicious of his actions. Then she asks him if he saw any significant markings. At first, he can't recall any, but then his subconscious flashes him some images and he comes up with some numbers. Francinator asks what they are, and Will tells her. They're the orbital location of the satellite and its operational controls, Francinator, but that's not important right now. "Good," she says, smiling her evil smile. "I'm going to count back from five. When you wake up, you'll have no memory of this conversation. All you'll remember is that tonight, you had the best sex of your life. Five...four...three..." Hee. She starts to lie down, and by "two," she's placed herself next to him in bed and is pretending to sleep. She says, "One," and Will's eyes snap open.
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