Episode Report Card Erin: A | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Darkness Falls
By Erin | Season 2 | Episode 17 | Aired on 03.01.2003
Syd's all, WHAAAAT? She whips out her cell phone and is about to call him when Agent Sean's all, hang on a minute there, honey. You do that, and you're breaking, like, six different laws! Syd's all, I don't care! I have to get that key to his apartment and if it means dropping my ass into jail, so be it! Agent Sean's all, try to think with something other than your crotch and be logical here. We can track him with the GPS system in his car! Syd's all, oh, yeah, okay. Let's do that!
Then we're in some trashy alley somewhere as Syd pulls up in her own product-placed Ford. She stops when she sees some fat dude coming out of a dive bar and gets on the phone to Agent Sean, informing him that she's located Vaughn's car. Agent Sean, sporting his Madonna headset, tells her to keep him informed.
Syd gets out of her car and enters the bar. She sees Vaughn in the corner, conversing with the dirty Vladimir guy. After he leaves, she sees Vaughn looking over some documents that Dirty Vlad handed him. The Horns Of Implication play as Syd just watches her boyfriend caught red-handed.
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After the break, Syd walks over and takes a seat next to her boyfriend. He just looks up and straight ahead, realizing that the jig, she is up. "What're you doing here?" she asks in the ass-kicking voice. Vaughn's all, Syd, uh, hey! What's up! Wanna Schlitz? Syd's all, I asked you a QUESTION, dillweed! Vaughn's all, well, I could ask YOU some questions too, Nosy Parker! Are you following me? Syd's all, you just BOUGHT something off Dirty Vlad! Don't tell me it's nothing, either!
Vaughn's all, it's research, baby! That's all! Syd's all, oh? And what kind of "research" can be done with Russian assassins? Eh? What, are you looking into booking the Kremlin for our wedding reception? Because, I can tell you, boy, I'm definitely thinking twice about spending the rest of my life with a TRAITOR. Vaughn's all, it's private. Syd's all, PRIVATE? You work for Spook Central, dude! Nothing is private! Oh, and by the way, your ass is being investigated! And not just by every hot-blooded woman on the face of the planet.
Vaughn's all, what? The hell? The WHAT? Syd's all, when Lewis finds out that I told you, I'm gonna be investigated too. So, in a nutshell, to sum up, DON'T LIE TO ME. Vaughn's all, I'm not disloyal, honey. Really. Syd's all, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell it to someone who gives a shit. Bring on the truth, dude. Or I'm dropping your ass like a smoldering TV dinner, okay? Vaughn doesn't answer right away, because we need to feel the tension mounting for the remaining seven minutes of this episode.
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