Episode Report Card Erin: A | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Darkness Falls
By Erin | Season 2 | Episode 17 | Aired on 03.01.2003
Lewis's Looking Glass Garage. Syd enters and places the disk he gave her on his desk. He's all, you made the right decision, sweetie. She's all, yeah, too bad the disk's blank, retard. She gets all high and mighty on him and states that she's disgusted with herself for doubting Vaughn's motives, even for a second. "You should be aware that by choosing not to assist," he snits, "you are implicating yourself in Agent Vaughn's activities." "Don't threaten me again," she says in that voice she reserves for people whose asses are about to be kicked. He's all, yeah, well, you could be prosecuted for this shit, sweetheart. There are consequences to your actions, you know. Syd's all, yeah, I know. And stop greasing your hair back like that. You look like Danny Zuko. And not in the good way. "Ask yourself," she says in a slightly threatening manner, "would you betray someone you loved?" Lewis just sneers at her. "Well, I guess we have an answer to the intimacy question." Hee. I now have no question or doubt as to why Richard Lewis was cast in this episode. He's just fucking perfect as the officious and rude investigator. He's the guy you love to hate. And hate him I do.
Satan Sloane's Silo Of Secrecy. Sloane's looking over a Rambaldi thing with a magnifying glass. There's a knock at the door, and Sark enters. "Mister Sloane," he says. "Yes?" says Sloane, distractedly. The hell? "MISTER SLOANE"? Not too long ago, Sark was saving Sloane's ass from the Geisha of Death and now he's calling him "Mister Sloane"? When in the fucking HELL did Sark become Sloane's lackey? Whatever. Sark's all, it seems Mommy -- er, I mean "Irina Derevko" -- was seen in Bang and Cock last night with Knife Guy. That's important, right? Sloane seems to think so, because he wrinkles his brow and looks surprised.
Oops Center. Jack stalks over to Ken Doll McKutcheon and informs him that Sark contacted Irina through one of her email accounts. Wow. Even international terrorists and sexy over-forty spies have email. What a world we live in. Osama Bin Laden probably has an account. Just email him at batshitcrazynutbar@terrorismforall.com and ask him to rethink the turban look. It's so Ishtar.
Kendall's all, he took the bait, then? Uh, yeah, Spanky. That's what that means. Jack's all, he wants to set up a meeting to discuss the purchase of the Rambaldi manuscript -- and no, before you even ask, we couldn't trace his email. "I'm going to set up the meeting in Panama," he says. "Ostensibly between Irina and Sloane." Panama, did you say? Why, what a coincidence. That wouldn't be the same Panama that Will was looking into, would it? With the KH-11 satellite? Interesting...
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