Episode Report Card Erin: A | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Darkness Falls
By Erin | Season 2 | Episode 17 | Aired on 03.01.2003
Syd's all, they told me you downloaded that super-secret program that's illegal for you to use for your own personal use or something! Vaughn's all, I did that so I could read KGB files! "I had to find out if she was deceiving us again," he gasps. "I mean, I could not sleep at night knowing I was doing nothing. That somehow, I was helping her." Damn, Vaughn's got a problem with Bristow-women-induced insomnia! First he can't sleep when Syd's on assignment, now he can't sleep when he thinks Irina's betraying them all? Get some Nitol, dude, and GET OVER IT.
As Syd reaches out and opens a folder, we switch quickly back to Panama. Like, I'm assuming there's going to be something really tasty in the folder that we're all going to find out about later, but right now, we're forced to prolong the would-be tension and watch as the limo screeches around a corner. Irina looks at Sark in the rearview mirror, and he looks back. She looks out the window at some machinery. Why? I have no idea.
The limo speeds along as both Jack and Spanky watch it from their screens. Suddenly, the picture goes to static. No, not mine! The satellite picture. Some lackey at Oops Center informs Spanky that they've lost the satellite feed. Spanky's pissed and orders the lackey to get them back online. In the back of the van, Jack hits his computer with his fist, slams the keyboard a few times, and then yells, "Why? WHY? You always do this to me at the crucial moment! God, I hate this fucking computer!" Oh, wait. Maybe that's just me who does that when my computer freaks out and freezes. Sorry.
The lackey tells Spanky that someone's hacked the signal. And here's where we catch up with Francinator. She's on her cell phone. "Are the codes good?" she asks. "Yes, thank you," says Satan Sloane over in his neck of the woods. He hangs up on Francinator as one of his minions of doom wreaks havoc with the satellite.
Back at Oops Center, Kendall tells Jack that they're blind and that he'll have to activate Irina's tracking device. Jack just squints his eyes to express his internal "D'OH!" and says, "I can't!" Spanky hears this and gets this look on his face that's like, "You CAN'T?! Whaddya mean YOU CAN'T?" And Jack just tells Spanky to send in the team. Spanky looks less than pleased, but he sends in the team.
As the limo rounds yet another corner, the Delta Force helicopter slips up over the edge of a hill. Irina kind of looks at it from inside the limo. The limo keeps going, the helicopter keeps following. Driving. Chasing. Suddenly, there's a tunnel up ahead. The limo drives into it, the Delta team loses visual, but the limo reappears immediately, lending them visual again. Yeah. Only that's not the SAME limo, now is it, guys?
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