Episode Report Card Erin: A | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Darkness Falls
By Erin | Season 2 | Episode 17 | Aired on 03.01.2003
How was it for you, Will? The best sex of your life can be draining, can't it? Hope you used a hypnotic condom, my friend. The last thing we need is a couple more Francinators running amok across the lands of time.
Panama Hotel Room Of Parental Nookie. Jack and Irina are enjoying a glass of wine while going over the plan for the meeting. She'll be dropped off with two Delta Force guards at the decided location, and if Sloane follows the plan, he'll drive north to meet her. "Won't he be suspicious if I don't have the Rambaldi manuscript?" she asks innocently. Jack's all, no, Sloane's smart enough to know that you would never bring it with you at first contact. Besides, you already have it stashed beneath your pillow, don't you? Jack goes on to say that the CIA will be watching the activities via satellite (which satellite would THAT be, Jack?) and they'll be in contact with him and a chopper waiting ten blocks away. "When the call is made," he finishes, "the team will surround the vehicle and ambush Sloane." He takes a well-earned sip of wine as Irina says, "Pretty straightforward." Jack thinks they have a good shot at nabbing Sloane. "There's one thing," says Irina languidly. "The tracker you put in my shoulder..." "You want it removed," Jack surmises correctly.
Oh, he is SO onto her. She's all, hey, if they discover I'm tagged, the whole game's over. Yeah? And how are they going to do that, Irina? Strip you naked and run a tracker detector over your whole body? She's such a player. Without even questioning his duplicitous ex-wife, Jack just grabs an X-Acto knife and starts cutting the damn tracker out of her body. He's all, Spanky will have me court- martialed for this, you know. Irina's all, yeah, but you're smarter than he is, love muffin.
He pulls out the tracker and puts a bandage on the wound as Irina kind of sighs with pleasure. Again, there's no other way to describe it. "You okay?" he asks unnecessarily. "This is nothing," she says seductively. They look at each other intensely. "We need to be up early," she says. "Yes," he says. "We should get to bed," she whispers. "Yeah," he says. "We should." Irina leans in and...DAYUM! There's some SpyRentSex goin' on! They're all making out and bending back onto the bed and...sigh.
Who cares if Jack is playing Irina or Irina is playing Jack? They're both playing each other and they are GOOD at it.
Oops Center. Syd's storming through the halls when Agent Sean walks up and says, "Hey, you know the thing that we're both involved in that we can't talk about?" Syd's all, what, the surprise celebration party for my parents finally making wild monkey love? Agent Sean's all, no! The Vaughn under investigation thing! Syd's all, oh, yeah. That. Agent Sean's all, well, Lewis is about to file formal charges against our boyfriend for mishandling classified intelligence.
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