Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 37 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT What We Pretend To Be
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 11 | Aired on 08.20.2013
Travis: "I know I was dumb to leave my truck to the A's and beasts of the night, but at least we got that money for your mom."
Hanna: "Money I got! Pastor Ted money. What I need is for you to come clean."
Travis: "That's kind of like you asking me to sell out my family to help yours, because yours is more important. Frankly, the cops should figure this all out at some point and then we both win, plus you get to have tons of money. The end."
He twirls her right out of his life, and Aria touches her arm as she's leaving -- chasing after him probably -- and then she and Karate Jake do a line dance they've apparently been practicing. Whatever, dancing is what he is best at, which I know because I saw a whole movie specifically about how good he is at dancing. So it's fun, whatever. This is Aria's life. Aria's stupid dumb life. Still better than Ezria. (Although not Ezra, because he's never been more...)
Oh hey Ezra, we were just talking about you. I see you shaved... Oh, that over there? Don't worry about it. Don't mope or get mournful or... You know what, if you want to get mad and yell though, you wanna kick up a storm and holler, that would be okay. Let me know. But a guy this time, okay? That was a little icky back there at school with Emily. Oh, and now Jake's glaring at you! This is very likely to get very awesome very fast.
Caleb: "Hanna, I don't know about this mysterious boy you're dancing with that you lied to my face about."
Hanna: "Me neither. But it's not like I'm dumb Toby, trusting him regardless -- he said he wasn't going to do anything and that my mom could go to hell, I mean, I'm not sure what he stands to gain."
Caleb: "I'm just saying. Sometimes a boy seems really nice and lost, and before you know it, turns out he's hiding nannycam teddybears in your house for blind rapists. I mean you just can't tell."
Jake: "Hi Ezra."
Ezra: "Why hello Jake."
Jake: "Could you back the fuck up off us for like one second?"
Ezra: "I am a chaperone at this dance not because of my debilitating pedophilia but because I am suicidally lonely in ways you can't conceive."
Jake: "Either way, pull your shit together. And give me a beverage."
Ezra: "I would be happy to do so. It has been strangely pleasant discussing this matter with you."
Jake: "And you as well. I will make sure not to tell Aria about that part, though."
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