Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 37 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT What We Pretend To Be
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 11 | Aired on 08.20.2013
Meanwhile Hanna chills outside, scratching her arms and presumably thinking about food because this is like the fourth episode in a row where her eating habits were back on the table. Ever since Jessica showed up, really. But also, how is Tanner not thinking at this point that Hanna is some kind of fucked-up femme fatale bisexual Jenna Thing that just seduces everybody and makes them one by one throw reasonable doubt on her mom's murdering?
HOEDOWN
Emily: "And it's missing a button?"
Spencer: "Yep. Listen, I'm gonna call Toby and see if he's got himself arrested or murdered yet."
Emily: "I mean, if CeCe was here..."
Spencer: "Are you now suggesting that instead of Redcoat plus an entire A-Team, it's all CeCe? Sure, who knows what is ever going on with this show. Better safe than sorry, though. Also, the other boyfriend is there too so I might get in trouble for that if Hanna ever reappears."
Emily finally decides to chat with Paige about the incredibly awkward dance of death they've been doing all night. I actually did this, come to think of it: Broke up with a guy and knew he wouldn't hear me when I did it -- even though I prepped him for it a few times beforehand -- because like Lisa Loeb he only heard what he wanted to, and it ended up being super awkward at this wedding in precisely this way. So I guess either Emily is not a dick, or we are both dicks.
Paige: "I can clear that up for you, bro."
Emily: "Listen, I'm sorry! I just don't want to be the person that ends up with mushy squash."
Paige: "Are you drunk?"
Emily: "No, I just want to dance with you and I don't want to worry about hurting you down the line because right now I want to dance with you and I don't see why we should both be unhappy so let's both not be unhappy. Deal?"
Paige: "Do you want to get drunk?"
Emily: "Possibly, after this hoedown that I have spent the entire time chasing murderers and murdering people and acting spooky about you."
"Now," she says, "Before they turn the lights off." It's sad, but also happy. Sad because they are going to turn the lights off. Happy because you can handle anything if you know it's coming, and also because they have been broken up for [any amount of time] too long. So then we get to watch them dance, and that's darling.
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