Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 37 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT What We Pretend To Be
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 11 | Aired on 08.20.2013
Hanna: "Hang on, I have to dance with Travis. Who is a laxbro of Mikey, is the first lie I thought of."Travis: "Spoons. Nugs. Dispatch."
Caleb: "Yeah, this seems legit."
Hanna: "Okay, why wait so long?"
Travis: "It's complicated. There is trouble between Wilden and my dad, I thought he'd end up in your mom's same position."
Hanna: "Yeah, but that still sucks though."
Travis: "Me and a dead body, and a mystery person running through the woods?"
Hanna: "A blonde somebody? And what is the deal with the money?"
Travis: "My truck turned up back at the yard, with that envelope on the seat."
Hanna: "Hush money, huh? Did its job."
Jake: "I am dressed as a cowboy! Next week, astronaut!"
Caleb: "Don't drink any of the weird drinks here, just water. Hey, what's the story with Hanna and that strange boy?"
Aria: "Uh, whatever lie Hanna told you."
Emily: "My dad taught me to two-step, because of Texas."
Spencer: "I still think that is an actual dance and not the simplest movement a body can perform, so I'm gonna need you to lead, okay?"
Toby: "Whatever. This is dumb. I could be listening to my dead mom CD right now."
(To the tune of Billy Currington's "Let Me Down Easy," as if it weren't about to get sad enough.)
Emily: "...Oh, shit. Paige."
Spencer: "Wait. Did you ditch her and then come to the dance anyway?"
Emily: "Yeah, what was I thinking? I guess moving out of the people under the stairs house just got me all muddled. I guess sometime between moving, getting dressed as a cowboy and coming to this dance she kept bothering me about attending I just plain forgot what the fuck I was doing. How embarrassing! Or else incredibly passive-aggressive."
Paige's Shocked Face: "Gonna go with Option B. Damn, that's cold."
Emily's Regret: "Actually, it's just me flaking out. Actually, it's the least asshole thing I've done today. It all started when a hairy Ezra Fitz punched me in the boob..."
Rando Paige Is Talking To: "I have no idea how lucky I am going to get tonight."
Why is Hanna still with Travis? A dance is one song. Now they are just holding hands and skipping. They look like tired bacon on a Long Walk, listlessly jumping every few steps. Is this a squaredance? How dreadful. I always managed to get a doctor's note for PE that week, because I simply couldn't bear the idea.
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