Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 37 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT What We Pretend To Be
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 11 | Aired on 08.20.2013
Emily: "I hate to order you around twice in one day, but march your ass to the bar and talk to Ezra."
Aria: "Ugh, too weird! We had this bloody pileup at the Brew, he looked like a sad wet hairy sexy puppy, and he was acting all desperate, and Jake was oh my God do you think they would fight over me and how can I make that happen at this hoedown."
Emily: "I will freak out on you unless you do this."
Aria: "But Jake! He wouldn't date me until I was over Ezra, and now I actually am!"
Emily: "Jesus Christ it is not about you and Jake. It's about Malcolm. First you, now his kid? He's losing his shit."
Aria: "Oh, I just assumed it was about me. But no, for the first time ever, it is not."
Aria heads to the bar to see if she can make this about her and put the universe back in place, and then Emily spots Redcoat -- once Paige's crew has disappeared -- and she's feeling so riled up she takes her hat off. Just whips that motherfucker off. You know she's praying for CeCe to start some shit, since Aria actually did as told.
TRAVIS
Is checking the gas pumps at the family store for the night when Hanna arrives, because he is too tall and soft-spoken, and too much wearing those jeans, and Caleb is too not long for this world, to let him go without a fight. She tries to shove the money in his hand, and he acts al weird about it, so finally she leaves it on the gas pump.
Hanna: "This money doesn't actually help anybody. You need to talk it to the police, along with your story. I'm sorry that it makes you feel weird, but I have felt weird for a goddamn century and I am tired of it."
Travis: "I feel like one of us is blackmailing the other but I can no longer tell which."
Hanna: "I know you're scared, but you wouldn't have come to me if you weren't ready."
They stare at each other, beautiful face to beautiful face, forever and ever. Uh oh!
HOEDOWN
Spencer brandishes Hanna's food at Emily, who hasn't seen her, and they spot Redcoat and go racing through the crowd and out onto some haybales. After being brutally rebuffed by the grizzled hayride-driver -- "Uh sorry, Pippi Longstocking" -- they go ahead and steal his truck, with a silent conspiracy nod, because it is important!
Aria: "Sorry I'm such a dick! Emily finally told me so I came over."
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