Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 37 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT What We Pretend To Be
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 11 | Aired on 08.20.2013
I guess there are lots of reasons, come to think of it.
HASTINGS
Hanna: "How many knitting needles?"
Aria: "One is enough!"
Hanna: "No, I mean, what if it was multiple stabbers?"
Emily: "It was just one. A very heavy-footed person, who knew where to find the holes (and somehow that we were immediately under the holes)."
Hanna: "Let's trap her!"
Emily: "I won't help. I'm moving in here, fuck it."
Spencer: "...What's that now?"
Emily: "I am moving into your house. Don't challenge me."
Spencer: "You mean like tonight?"
Emily: "Is that a problem? Knitting needles! In our eyes!"
Spencer: "Um, well, there is the ... hoedown..."
Aria: "All right, Sketchy. Out with it. What are you doing when you're not with us? Are you on your own show? Because I used to have that, and it made me suuuuuck."
Then she totally says pretty much exactly that. The mindmeld is on and poppin' tonight.
Emily: "Whenever Toby calls you get weird, you slink away, you act weird..."
Hanna: "Are you pregnant?"
Emily: "Shut up, Hanna."
Aria: "We get it, you have a boyfriend. We've all been there. I have a boyfriend right now, as a matter of fact..."
Hanna: "Even Emily has had a..."
Emily: "Shut up, Hanna."
(I realize there's tension because of their respective mom situations and Hanna's singleminded obsessions and everything, but damn. Way to police the group dynamic, creep: "Stop saying funny things! We don't like it!" There's not a joking edge to Emily's voice at all, and not even any "funny" cuts to Hanna looking befuddled. She's just being a bitch. To everybody, actually. I hope Emily gets drunk soon, she really needs to cut loose. I mean, it's true that her life is going down the tubes in at least five ways I can think of, but barking rabidly at your support system ain't the way.)
Spencer: "I'm not, like, picking Toby over you guys. He just has shit going on."
Aria: "Everything you were saying to Toby earlier applies to you, now. You're talking about mysterious shit he's going through? Emily is homeless! Hanna's mom is going to jail! I almost got poked in the eye once!"
Emily: "I don't care what you fucking promised him. Spill."
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