Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 37 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT What We Pretend To Be
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 11 | Aired on 08.20.2013
Ezra: "No, Jake's right. I am a creep and a half. Get back to your boyfriend."Aria: "I can't even tell what you're doing right now."
Redcoat climbs in the back of the truck as Spencer is warring with the clutch, and then ripples toward them through the bales of hay like a SHARK! Emily stares, Spencer follows her eye, they text Aria to bring Jake to help with the murder they're about to commit, then -- with another silent nod, everything is so excellent right now -- they jump out simultaneously and Emily starts hacking into the haybales with a nearby hoe, like, openly trying to cut Redcoat into pieces. Hoe up, hoe down. Can you imagine if she did manage to crack CeCe's skull? I wonder what the hoe charges are, vis-à-vis shovel-finding. Eventually, they troll out the red coat itself, but that's it.
D-TEAM
Caleb: "Stop breaking into that random car!"
Toby: "Everybody's givin' me the horns today! All I want is to get myself murdered in some fruitless quest while being an accidental supervillain!"
Caleb: "They weren't kidding. You really are this dumb."
Just as he's finally cracking the lock, of course, a cop car drives up and the boys run off into the wilderness. I mean, come on. This is like the fifth time A has done this setup, and every single time it's the same thing: Oh, that dunderheaded illegal thing I was doing for no other reason than my mortal enemy suggested it? Well, turns out that was dumb.
I get that Toby is can't-stop-won't-stop about this because it's his dead mom and that's when his life started going horribly wrong and everything, but I mean, when Caleb -- who likes nothing better than spy games -- is giving you a reality check, maybe take a lap. Talk it out. But my God, when Spencer Hastings says you're tilting at windmills?
TANNER
Thanks to Hanna's wisdom, Travis is now entertaining the good Lieutenant at the family store. Wow, I really didn't think that was going to go that way. I hope engineering that dramatic back-and-forth with the envelope full of cash didn't afford A the opportunity to make it look like she was bribing him, though. Wouldn't that just be the way?
Tanner: "You can identify the person running away?"
Travis: "Blonde, I think? I am absolutely sure the lady was gone before the gunshots."
Tanner: "Cool, because I am gullible as a rule. It is my job."
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