Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 37 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT I Don't Actually Know What You Did Last Labor Day
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 22 | Aired on 03.04.2014
My favorite thing was when Jessica placed a call, in the middle of the workday, to a mysterious fashion show "Board," to get their mysterious fashion show okay, on a change to the clothes the Liars would be wearing in the fashion show, days in advance. Just sitting there drunk as a motherfucker, bein' all like, "I'll have to check with the Board but I'm sure it would be fine." That made me feel so crazy when that happened, do you remember that?
SYRACUSE
Riley: "Anyway it was nice boning you with no strings attached and getting drunk on your dad's dime in this richly appointed hotel suite."
Aria: "If I never talk to you again, or if we keep in touch, either are okay."
Riley: "Here's a slightly gaywad coupon for you to beat up Ezra Fitz. I drew it on a piece of paper and I am giving it to you with just no shame at all."
Aria: "You really just get me. Listen, if you ever come to Rosewood, you should immediately turn around and leave Rosewood? But look me up. I'm sure whoever I'm dating by that point could use the shitty day you and I could create for them."
Then he kisses her goodbye on her forehead and she has a million Etsy orgasms and writes the whole stupid thing down in her whole stupid journal. This really is the Year of Aria. Continually raising the bar for herself. I love it.
BREW
Mikey: "Where is Aria?"
Emily: "That is a long story. Why?"
Mikey: "Because Mona broke up with me! So I have to yell at Aria?"
Emily: "Why?"
Mikey: "I don't know, I'm just sad!"
Emily: "I know what I have to do, then. Destroy Mona."
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: The police, who investigate crime, and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. Emily gives zero shits about either of these. She is just sick and tired of people not doing the right thing. Emily is Judge Dredd now. Rightin' wrongs, actin' normal. She came to kick ass and apply pain cream, and she is all the fuck out of pain cream.
D.A.R.E.
Spencer: "I hate running miles! Unless Toby takes off his shirt."
Spiderman: "You are running one more mile."
Spencer: "With great power comes great responsibility. Why're you so mean, Spiderman?"
Spiderman: "I am not mean, I'm fabulous. You need to get honest and then you'll see how much of this is just you, standing in your own way. Now, start running."