Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 37 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT I Don't Actually Know What You Did Last Labor Day
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 22 | Aired on 03.04.2014
Spiderman: "So why not just go through this process, instead of continually undermining it as if reality is your enemy and you are in a pissing match with God?"Spencer: "Okay buddy, real quick here's some things you need to know about me..."
MAIN ST
Tanner: "Hanna, I know what you did last episode. You left a note in a car!"
Hanna: "No I didn't. And buzz off, screw."
Gabe: "I am the Good Cop. We are friends. I believe you."
Tanner: "I am interested in -- once again -- bringing the full force of the entire American military and justice system down on your head for literally no reason."
Hanna: "Cool, I don't care anymore. Suck it, Marin out."
Her point is valid because -- barring some kind of fake A evidence -- she did not write that note, so whatever. Even if they pull her in and she says she doesn't know, that's all she needs to say. It's not even about protecting Ali at that point, it's just like, "Why are you still tormenting me about my dead friend even after four seasons of this show." Like from any objective measure, that is some bullshit.
Tanner: "I really thought the Good Cop/Bad Cop thing would work."
Gabe: "It's like, she kissed me one time and now she no longer fears the cops. It's almost like the lines of consent and authority exist for a reason and shouldn't be crossed."
Tanner: "She's one tough little cookie, I like her. But not like I would kiss her."
Gabe: "Let's just remember that we ruined her family. Dramatically. For no reason."
Tanner: "I know, but that note!"
Gabe: "Maybe Alison is, I dunno, actually alive?"
Tanner: "Don't be an idiot. This is clearly a conspiracy by the Liars. Those insane genius bastards."
Gabe: "To what end, even?"
Tanner: "I don't know but I am pissssed about it."
SYRACUSE
They sit on this bridge of Madison County and it's so stupid and they are so stupid.
Riley: "I love that you like vegetarian food. It's so unique."
Aria: "I love that you are from a stable family. It makes me feel sophisticated and better than you."
Riley: "I love how you think studying music in college is a neat idea and that my parents are just dumb."
Aria: "I love canoodling with you on this bridge. It's like we have this connection but it has a time limit on it. You are like the Ethan Hawke and I am like, also the Ethan Hawke."