Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 37 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT I Don't Actually Know What You Did Last Labor Day
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 22 | Aired on 03.04.2014
Emily: "Maybe you should take like one second off from having ten different boyfriends."Hanna: "Oh Emily. You're so cute."
Hanna: "You and your sad-ass father should come have dinner with my sad-ass mother."
Travis: "I kind of feel like we should just have a connection on some level other than the time my father spotted your mother fighting with the cop that was blackmailing both of them and then whatever happened, CeCe Drake killing him or whatever."
Hanna: "I agree, but you have to. She misses Caleb too and we gotta move past this."
Travis: "What if we're feeling something a little more gelatinous?"
Hanna: "There will also be flan. Feel free to ask me out for another date tomorrow night."
Travis: "Can we have dinner tomorrow night?"
Hanna: "Yes, and it will be lasagna. Which is hilarious, but I won't go into it."
Emily: "So you're just, this is your life now? It's kind of awesome but I wonder..."
Hanna: "I'm ready. My body is ready, Emily. I just hope nothing else crazy happens between now and then."
Emily: "You did not just say that! Act normal, bitch!"
HASTINGS
Spencer: "Fuck you, Spiderman. Fuck you, Spider-Smoothie."
Spiderman: "Just drink the juice, Shelby. Let me work my brownie magic. Now, what were you doing laundry in the middle of the night for?"
Spencer: "Uh, my sheets were soiled? Thanks for making me have to say that straight to your gorgeous face."
Spiderman: "Any other symptoms of withdrawal? Besides acting like an asshole, I mean."
Spencer: "Is one of them like, hallucinations or memories in fugue states that you can't be sure are real?"
Spiderman: "Yeah totally. Are you having false memory syndrome?"
Spencer: "Maybe. Or maybe I killed my friend one of the times she was killed."
Spiderman: "Hey, let's do yoga!"
Spencer: "I would rather do something competitive."
Spiderman: "Hey, let's fold scarves!"
Spencer: "We can go for a run and sweat it all out and have some kind of breakthrough, but I have to take a shower first. Look over there while I grab the house phone."
Spiderman: "You must think I'm pretty dumb, huh?"
Spencer: "My bad. I can't be trusted. But on the other hand, I need to talk to my boyfriend. I know that he's pissed at me and is fully aware of what's going on, but that is not going to stop me acting nuts about it. I am a desperate woman. Despite all my rage, I am still just a..."