Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 37 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT I Don't Actually Know What You Did Last Labor Day
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 22 | Aired on 03.04.2014
Veronica: "Chilling at Emily's, that's the big emergency? And what's this text message you got on your phone that you picked a lock to get to, SOS? What is that, like a drug reference? Are you putting vodka in your eyeballs, Spencer? Are you a buttchugger?"Spencer: "You need to calm the hell down. Sorry I am trying to figure out my secret life that is a secret from even myself. How about you tell me what you covered up that summer I killed a girl when I was high on drugs? Was it, perhaps, that I got high on drugs and killed that girl? Is that what you're hiding?"
Veronica: "You are so fucking exhausting, why can't you be more like your sister? The occasional dead fiancé texting her from beyond the grave, the occasional faked pregnancy, I can understand. But I mean, this? You trying desperately to piece together the shattered fragments of your mind? Give me a fucking break with the drama. Go to bed."
Upstairs, who is in Spencer's bedroom is just Jessica DiLaurentis, just roaming around the bedroom looking full-on psycho. She is like a cat in the dark, and then she is the darkness. And Spencer being also so psycho that she doesn't notice or this is a hallucination that she doesn't know she is having? A hallucination that is secret even to the person having it? That's a thinker, Spence.
A-TAG / NEXT WEEK
A puts together a bridal gown probably with knives or snakes inside it while a cover "White Wedding" plays in whatever place the A really keeps their Lair this whole time, since Ezra was never A, which is fine honestly. The gown is for next week, when Jessica's latest haunted venture causes at the very least Spencer to run through the woods and then fall off a cliff in a bridal gown, which seems unlikely but seems also like a vector she has been on for awhile now.
JACOB CLIFTON is a freelance writer and critic based in Austin, Texas. He currently recaps The Good Wife, True Detective, The Blacklist, and Pretty Little Liars for TWoP. Jacob can be found online at jacobclifton.com, Twitter, and Facebook.