Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 37 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT I Don't Actually Know What You Did Last Labor Day
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 22 | Aired on 03.04.2014
SCHOOL
Emily: "So Aria finally called me this morning..."
Hanna: "Was she a megabitch to you? More of that nonsense?"
Emily: "No, she's just going through it. I mean, the girl made it as far as a college visit, in her whole whirlwind of self-annihilation. Speaking of, do you think Spencer has been kidnapped and we don't know it yet?"
Hanna: "Ezra Fitz is back, I saw his car in the parking lot."
Emily: "Gross. I better go ham on him, just so he knows to feel bad."
Mona essentially breaks up with Mikey Montgomery at this point, and Ezra stares at it going on in the hallway because clearly boundaries are not a thing Ezra values, but as far as what any of this really is, it is all vibes and no solid info. Classic Mona (and A, and Ezra, and this entire show). But Emily doesn't really care, Emily doesn't really give a shit. Emily just wants to pop him in his little face.
Hanna: "Are you going to slash his tires, or bust his headlights, or some other vehicle-related mayhem? I am down for that. But if you're going to go yell at him in his classroom, that is too far. I don't want to be in the same room with him."
Emily: "I can think of nothing fucking finer. I will talk to you later, Hanna Marin."
Emily: (Terrifying Pam Eyes.)
Ezra: "Emily, class doesn't start for another few minutes. Are you planning on standing there staring holes in my tiny body for all of those minutes?"
Emily: (Terrifying Pam Eyes.)
Ezra: "I mean I guess you have a point and I will talk to you about my fucked-up ridiculous book I am writing, but not in school. Not where it's appropriate."
Emily: (Terrifying Pam Eyes.)
Ezra: "Are you having a seizure? Emily, are you in there?"
Emily: (Terrifying Pam Eyes.)
Ezra: "Okay, this is getting fucking unnerving. I guess you've made your point."
Emily: "Good. Now I am not going to be attending your class from now on, because it would just be weird for both of us for me to constantly be staring at you with the Pam Eyes like I am doing. But because I am good, I am also bound to turn in my assignments. So here is my paper. Why don't you go ahead and pass that off to a real teacher."
Damn. Only Emily Fields can turn the simple task of turning in makeup work into a brutal ethical takedown. Ezra sits there rethinking his entire shit. Just kidding, Ezra regrets nothing.