Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 37 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT I Don't Actually Know What You Did Last Labor Day
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 22 | Aired on 03.04.2014
Riley: "Let me show you a quote from a poem inside this locket, or some shit."Aria: "That's literally my biggest sexual fantasy is for that to happen on a bridge or dock."
Riley: "Because you are a monster."
Riley: "Why are you really here, touring this college and financing my teen bender?"
Aria: "I found out my English teacher was molesting me, and had been for some time."
Riley: "What a jerk!"
Aria: "I know, right? Like how embarrassing to have not picked up on that."
Riley: "I think you should not be on the run, then. He should be on the run. You deserve to be in Rosewood, constantly on the edge of death."
HASTINGS
Spencer and Veronica are like, trying to negotiate their bodies in space and time while they do household chores, when Jessica DiLaurentis shows up, totin' her big ol' sack of crazy. She shoves past Veronica into the house, a baller move considering the unspoken asterisk of "I am the mother of your husband's bastard" going on here, and lays some spooky eyes on Spencer first thing.
Jessica: "So are you gonna RSVP about my bridal show fundraiser for a charity?"
Veronica: "No. But I will write you a check to get you the fuck out of my kitchen."
Jessica: "Spencer, you barely look like a junkie today! Good work. Now, about you coming over and attacking my at my house... That was about overdoing OTC meds?"
Spencer: "Yeah, I realize it's a rookie mistake to you, because you are Queen of Pills."
Jessica: "This charity actually has a function, it's about starving kids. Mothers seeing their children die is tragic, whether it's starving or because of some chick on drugs beating them with a shovel in front of half the people in this town but nobody remembers it."
Spencer: "Are you sending me a coded message of some kind? I am in home-jail and losing my mind."
Jessica: "The important thing is that I put grave dirt in your bed because I am a lunatic that lives right next door and nobody will ever believe you."
Veronica: "-- Here's that check, now why don't you climb on your broom and..."
Jessica: "Thanks! Bye bitches, see you in the next episode when I throw yet another disastrous fucking fashion show. Or later in this one, when I roam through your house like a ghost in the night that nobody can see or hear, with a psycho look on my face."