Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 34 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Engaged To Change
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 23 | Aired on 03.11.2014
Aria: "Where have you been?"
Ella: "Seriously? You practically packed my suitcase and shoved me out the..."
Aria: "Only because you were attacked by bees! But I did kinda assume you'd come back at some point."
Ella: "Are you actually mad at me? Is it Ezra? Are you mad at yourself?"
Aria: "Do not make this a teaching moment."
Ella: "I'm just treading water, honey. You are blowing my mind."
Aria: "All of the above, then. Hope you're happy, you were right. He was a huge fucking mistake, like you always said, and now I am reaping the hell out of that. So you go ahead and send me an 'I Told You So' card from Austria. Goodnight."
Teaching moment over. You have taught us that you are awful: The answer to a question nobody needed to ask. But honestly, I don't think I've ever felt so bad for her in this whole time. The fight where the fight is having you, and no matter how they try to approach the fact that you're being nuts, that only makes you more nuts. Even if you yourself, in some still corner of yourself, notice how uncool and nuts you are being, it doesn't help. Only further powers the rage. I do not miss being a teenager in any way! But this one probably most of all.
HASTINGS
Veronica finds innocent Dean asleep on Spencer's innocent butt! Oh no! This happened to me once in high school, it was so retarded, I don't even want to get into it. But the butt the guy fell asleep on was a butt that ironically was safe from harm, which is to say, we were already done, by the time he fell asleep on the innocent butt in question. And there was no way to explain this -- just like is about to happen -- because of all the other problems it would create, and in this case the further sexual-fluidity questions it would engender, so the innocent butt took the fall. Isn't that always the way.
Veronica: "WHAT THE FUCK."
Dean: "What? Who? What's going on? I guess I feel asleep on this... Oh, I see now that this is your daughter's teenage butt. Welp."
Veronica: "EVERY GODDAMN TIME, SPENCER JILL HASTINGS."
Spencer: "What's this now? Oh, hey. Why are you asleep on my butt?"
Veronica: "SPIDERMAN, YOU ARE FIRED. SPENCER YOU ARE ALSO FIRED, EVERYBODY IS FIRED."
Spencer: "Hang on. We had a teaching moment. I was actually getting into the idea of therapy for the first time in my life, and we just fell asleep, it's not..."
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