Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 34 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Engaged To Change
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 23 | Aired on 03.11.2014
MEANWHILE
Emily and Hanna are crawling around under Ali's bed in their giant flouncy wedding dresses, which is exactly the amazing visual you were hoping for. Even when they stand up again to look other places, they still have to do this awkward shimmy around each other's surface area. It's so good. This episode rocks so much.
Hanna: "Well, there are no shopping bags here. Guess Jessica moved 'em. But hey, in this closet there's a corkboard that might contain a clue."
Emily: "I'll just hack into that email address on this table I have produced OUT OF NOWHERE and use that restaurant's name as the password because of this menu on this corkboard, and then send a message from the email address to the email address, even though none of this is how email works or how anything works."
Hanna: "Good plan."
Aria: "What are you guys doing? Where did that tablet come from? Where's Spencer?"
Alison calls immediately, having received an email from herself I guess, and yells at them from the jump on speaker.
Ali: "How did you find me!?"
Emily: "The police know you are not in your grave."
Aria: "Does Jessica know you're alive?"
Ali: "Do not speak to my mother. She can't know yet."
Emily: "We want to help you, but you have to tell us what the fuck is ever even happening on this show."
Ali: "Okay fine, I give up. Come to a place in Philadelphia that is also the gin joint from Spencer's magic drug dreams."
MEANWHILE
It has been 48 hours! So we catch up to Spencer's nighttime chase through the woods and up to the bear trap, which snaps closed on her veil and sends her running back home, covered in blood.
BACK DOWNSTAIRS
Aria: "Uh, Spencer's phone is in her purse, so..."
Liars: "Do you think Jessica just freaked her out too bad? No, she still wouldn't leave without her purse. Huh. I hope she's not bleeding all over the woods and out of her mind."
Spencer: "That is exactly what I was doing! I thought Jessica was giving those clothes to Ali so I..."
Liars: "No, she's in Philly. We're going there in a minute."
Spencer: "First cut me out of this bloody dress, I'm hyperventilating like I just realized I have to marry Isaiah Washington!"
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