Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 34 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Engaged To Change
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 23 | Aired on 03.11.2014
Jason roused finally with a sleepy grin, and pronounced this true debutante mean-girlism. Jessica was not impressed, even though he was being awesome, because she has no sense of humor. Especially with the legitimately scary idea of A coming after her daughter, or the enemies maybe only she knew about.
Anyway, Emily's scandalized that a grownup really could bear that kind of grudge, in the days before everything went to hell. Like Jessica honestly believed Spencer was after Ali, and was interested in going to battle on her behalf, and now Ali is dead... It doesn't look great. Especially since only Ali and Spencer were actually involved in whatever did go down, and neither of their narratives is trustworthy. Poor Emily's just like, "Okay Jason, go with God. Thanks for that very unsettling flashback."
MONTGOMERY
Ella: "Whatever cause this fashion show is for, I'm sure it's good. Wanna be my date?"
Aria: "No. Gross."
Ella: "Does a bridal show bring up other issues? Ezra and Maggie? Their son?"
Aria: "Oh my God, you're so out of the loop. And that's not why we broke up. This time."
Ella's phone keeps buzzing, and finally she blushes and admits that Zack won't go to bed until they speak, and it's three in the morning over there, soooo...
Aria: "Of course I am going to act like you're stabbing me in the abdomen if you take that call, which is why you must."
Ella: "I mean, you're being awful either way. Might as well take care of mine."
Ella: "Zack, hello! Actually I'm sitting with Aria now. She thinks you're very persistent."
Aria: "Tell him to suck my dick. I don't even have a clear reason for being horrible and bratty right now except that I'm so glad to have a parent again. That's literally my only reason. It has been awful being an adult. Which is itself awful, since it's all I've ever wanted since I was born."
Ella: "He says that's adorable!"
Aria: "Tell him I am going out of my goddamn mind. Tell him the second you left with him, Dad's bitch girlfriend kidnapped me and forced drugs on me and tried to stab me with a jagged shard."
Ella: "He says have some more tea and just relax! You want a scone?"
HASTINGS
Spencer does not want to sleep in a room facing the window of Jessica constantly staring at her, and has retired to the couch with a lovely fluffy duvet. Which is comforting, we've all done it. Maybe not after getting a hilariously uncomforting text from Emily Fields such as, "Talked to Jason and yes, Mrs. D is coming straight for your ass."
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