Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 34 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Engaged To Change
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 23 | Aired on 03.11.2014
Veronica: "Peter told me I should go for the sixty-year-old Scottish woman with the diaper breath but I thought no, Spencer can handle it, she needs somebody closer to her own experience because she's so goddamn arrogant she'd never listen to..."Spencer: "Literally he was just reading to me so I could sleep. What is wrong with you?"
Veronica: "I'm fairly certain you've known how to read since you were like two. Go to bed, Dean. Go to bed, Spencer. Everybody go to bed or I swear to God."
Spencer hears something outside the window the second she says goodnight to Dean, of course, but that's just how life is sometimes. Isn't it so sad that the second Spencer finally got the point of Dean, it went askew? I hate that. I wish Veronica had stayed wherever she was -- being a lawyer -- and not walked into this situation. I would love to see Spencer respond to this kind of thing, this whole sober-buddy life-coach give and take. I was looking forward to seeing her trust another human being on this planet in my lifetime.
On the other hand, Veronica Hastings fully just said "diaper breath" and also, this is still the first time in history that Spencer hasn't gone CREEPING on every inappropriate dude ever darkened her doorstep, so kind of bully for her anyway.
THE BREW
Aria rocks a cool fake-fur collar; Spencer's got this sweater with the matching skinny-scarf around her neck, that whole weird look; Hanna's got a heavy paisley coat; Emily's wearing flannel around her waist and the most elegant plain white t-shirt. At this point my notes just trail off into profanities and capital letters, though, because their conversation gets real interesting real fast.
Liars: "So how is everybody doing with their moms that are here this week?"
Aria: "Ella's spending the day with Mikey, my better by every measure."
Spencer: "Veronica's dealing with this nonexistent betrayal through cleaning. Can we please talk about Jason's weird memory of me being A before there was even an A?"
Liars: "Remember also that he said CeCe was there that night in Ali's identical clothes, despite being the one person we know wasn't in the grave. What is the likelihood that three Alisons were running around that yard getting beat up by Spencer?"
Oooooh very high, maybe. Any case, since Jessica isn't going after Alison and nobody knows who tried to kill Ali including Ali, they have to focus on that person. Which, they decide, means volunteering to be wedding fashion models in a fashion show we will never actually see, hilariously, because of Ashley's discovery of those teen girl clothes.
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