Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 34 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Engaged To Change
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 23 | Aired on 03.11.2014
Spencer: "Annnnd there goes Jason. Well done. What can I do for ya?"Dean: "I just came to this particular spot where you are up-lit in a gown and look radiant and sexy to give you my phone number in case you need emotional support."
Spencer: "Cool but can I just call you anyway? Toby's randomly in London England."
Dean: "That was the Jason you were looking for all episode?"
Spencer: "Yeah, he was off at Clark Center doing rehab..."
Dean: "Spencer, Clark Center's been closed for over forty years. I think Jason DiLaurentis is a ghost."
Just kidding! But wherever Jason was, it wasn't in rehab. Or I guess before that, in Georgia. Maybe he's been here the whole time. Maybe he's Alison on alternate days and that's the big secret! But probably not.
Jessica: "Let me get this straight, you invited the Liars to be models in my fashion show?"
Ashley: "Yes, mistress. Please don't hit me, mistress. We were short on time, and they offered..."
Jessica: "You asked or they offered?"
Ashley: "Why do I feel like this is the worst thing I've ever done in my life?"
Jessica: "Are you kidding? Abusing you is the most fun I've had since that time I drove a car into Pam Fields's living room."
Jessica drunkenly glares at Spencer as she returns to the fashion show, Ashley on her heels.
Spencer: "So, Jason wasn't actually in rehab. Do you think he was here, being A-Team for Mommy?"
Hanna: "We have got to get into that bedroom and find precisely one clue! I'll go set up a distraction."
Ashley: "-- Aria, you're up. Emily, you're on deck. Where is my daughter?"
Liars: "...Bathroom?"
Ashley, verbatim: "Oof. That's a lot of dress."
Spencer runs out into the lovely blue-lit nighttime, in time to see Jessica hand off an small suitcase -- like a makeup counter gift-with-purchase -- to another person, a hoodie-type person, who runs off into the brush and of course Spencer -- ignoring Ashley's repeated demands that she come back inside -- goes tearing off after him or her.
Meanwhile, Hanna is asking Hobbs to distract Jessica somehow, and he does this -- while protesting that he doesn't want to get in trouble, like, multitasking to be even more fabulous -- by signaling the valet to back up too far, so Jessica will yell at him/them instead of following anybody upstairs or out into the woods. Good boy!
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