Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 34 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Engaged To Change
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 23 | Aired on 03.11.2014
Spencer: "But who? Her evil twin? And can we also find room to worry specifically about me? The person who attacked her with a shovel in front of the whole goddamn town. If I don't remember doing that, it's also entirely possible I don't remember doing that to this other poor dead girl."Aria: "...Jesus, that's a good point. Hanna, give her your cookie."
Hanna: "Fuck you. Listen, you guys. I hate Jessica for better reasons than anybody here, even Spencer. But I really doubt she's A."
Who is looking through the Rear Window at them right now, going by the camera.
Liars: "Valid. A knows Ali's alive, but Jessica clearly thinks she's a ghostly business consultant..."
Spencer: "Or maybe she just can't bring her home until I'm behind bars."
Hanna: "Fine, you can have my cookie. God."
Emily: "I stayed in that house, remember? A car drove into my living room?"
Liars: "Yeah, we know. And you also got a knitting needle to your eye from whatever Redcoat monster was living under the..."
Aria: "That was me! Please try to remember the handful of things that happen to me!"
Emily: "The bitch is drunk, and mean, and out of her mind, but she is too much of a trainwreck to be what we're saying she is. Spencer, take me home. We're done here."
JASON
Hanna and Aria sit alone, thinking about cookies. Outside, Emily and Spencer spy Jason with his cute new spiky hair, and immediately give chase as he ignores them and drives away. But guess what? More car trouble. That stinker, A! Who has also left jammed into the drive column an endlessly long photo-booth strip of Alison's picture with the face blacked out.
"You know me, Spencer. You killed me. A."
Emily: "That's crazy! A hasn't gone to the photo booth thing in a long time."
Spencer: "What is she even talking about this time? Like an evil twin or something?"
Emily: "After my big righteous exit I'm more worried about having to go back in there and ask those girls for a ride."
MONTGOMERY
Aria tries on a red dress in the mirror, cute again and with the lace overlay again, while chatting with Ella (!) on the phone. Ella is being a boss, of course.
Ella: "...It's not about the money, it's about getting white-girl wasted in a hotel room, your first grownup trip by yourself."
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