Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 34 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Engaged To Change
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 23 | Aired on 03.11.2014
Paige: "Yeah, I prioritize my girlfriend over a psychopath who tortured us both for years and has put you in unimaginable danger for the past several years. How bitchy of me."LOCKERS
Aria's denim, on the other hand, has bleached-out raggedy-ass holes all over it, because God forbid you just put some clothes on and call it a day.
Hanna: "But Ella doesn't know what the deal is with Ezra, right? Just that your shitshow of a life continues to be tumultuous?"
Aria: "I love Ella as much as anybody -- or almost anybody -- but trust me. She doesn't need to hear about all this latest cra... And there she goes."
Hanna: "Hey, Travis Hobbs! Nice library cart. Why are you being huge and weird?"
Travis: "It is my job because I'm poor. Look, I have spent literally the entire airing schedule of Ravenswood trying to get your attention. At some point you just have to be like, Hanna Marin is just not that into you."
Hanna: "Sorry I forgot we were on a date during our date, Travis, but did I ever tell you about the time the opposite happened at a lesbian bar? I forgot I wasn't on a date that time. I tell ya. If you haven't figured out what a flake I am by now... Just go out with me again."
Travis: "No thanks."
The hashtag is #AwwTravis, lol, and he rumbles off, and Hanna makes this great face like, Hanna Marin knows when she's licked. But that won't keep her down!
DILAURENTIS
Jessica is being insane on the phone when Gabe Holbrook pulls up, and she sends Ashley away upstairs to deal with it. It's fantastic.
"What are you talking about? People have to eat, Michael. I thought we agreed to do finger foods before the speeches, Michael. ...A seafood parfait is not a fucking finger food, dude! No one wants to ruin a manicure digging shrimp out of a skinny... cup. You can't escape the parfait cup, Michael. Just fucking pull it together."
Jessica pastes on a brittle smile and greets Gabe at the door, which is bridal themed like their entire yard, not because -- as I thought at the time -- Jessica DiLaurentis is a deeply disturbed person, but because the charity, bridal, fashion show is happening at their house. She's wearing her best look she wears, the cardigan and big-collared button-down with pearls. I love that, she always looks like Martha Stewart about to stab you with garden scissors.
Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19Next