Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 34 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Engaged To Change
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 23 | Aired on 03.11.2014
Hanna: "Oh, right. So I think Jessica knows her daughter's alive, and in need of fashions. So we have to get there because that also means she knows where to send them."
Emily: "But where in there does it say we have to get married in her backyard?"
Hanna: "Because she's onto us and it's the only way we can scour the place for her address. Also because I already volunteered all four of us. Did I really not mention any of this earlier?"
Gabe appears in lovely lavender stripes, hair game gone slightly awry.
Gabe: "Not to be weird, but I just wanted you guys to know that your friend is probably still dead and rotting in the ground. But the good news is, you are going to be under a huge microscope, especially if that's not her in the grave. So... Bye."
Emily, into silence: "Huh. When should we be there?"
HASTINGS
Veronica's wearing a very buttoned-up cardigan with a belt for extra cinched-ness, looking all tied up. Veronica got it rough! She's going through Spencer's shit when she gets home, which this addict a week out of rehab just thinks is beyond the pale.
Veronica: "When I was giving Dean his farewell beating, he said you were sleeping downstairs because you're not safe up here, is that correct?"
Spencer: "Yeah but I can't tell you why, so no."
Veronica: "Is it because you have drugs up here?"
Spencer: "What? That doesn't even make sense. I'm not a pirate with secret booty all over the place. If anybody's hiding shit, that's you and Dad."
Veronica: "Pardon? You wanna say that again?"
Spencer: "I have spent the last few episodes perseverating about one very specific thing, and whenever I ask about it you both go dark, as though wondering if I murdered my best friend is a bizarre thing to do."
Veronica, verbatim: "None of us want to revisit that time, it was harrowing. Okay? Like there were two of you living in this house, the Spencer we recognize, and your evil twin. We never knew which one was coming down to breakfast. Which is why I made your sister promise she'd never bring up that incident that happened before she left for school."
Spencer: "First of all, harrowing is the new to what end. You have this way of making normal turns of phrase absolutely hilarious. But also, what incident?"
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