Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 118 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT My Bloody Valentine
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 6 | Aired on 11.03.2013
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While everybody's celebrating the third delivery -- which is finally legit -- Kurt McVeigh shows up, clearly having had his goat gotten by Nancy Crozier, which eventually happens to us all, and drops by with a little baggie. What's in there? Sweet, sweet validation. Turns out he didn't need to take the gun apart the first time around, but after the environmental question, he did, and found bad pins.
COOK COUNTY
Geneva and Olivia are still going at each other when Cary comes in and starts whispering in Olivia's ear, feeding her lines until she gets what he's going for, and then she cutely pats him on the shoulder because she can take it from there: The hair trigger was caused by bad pins between the trigger and the hammer, so there's no murder here. After Kurt explains it, Geneva spins her wheels for a minute, but Olivia rests her case.
Olivia: "Nice job bringing me Kurt McVeigh."
Cary: "Turns out he was technically innocent! I'm going to keep saying how innocent he is so you don't listen to Geneva, who's about to..."
Geneva: "Five years for involuntary manslaughter, three with good time credit. You've got ten minutes to decide."
Cary: "Ludicrous! Clear this man of all wrongdoing!"
Olivia: "No, we're taking the deal."
Cary: "But he's innocent! This is merely a game of chicken."
Olivia: "Chicken she won. I'm not letting this dude go away for twenty years just because you're being super intense about it."
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Alicia: "Damn that man for not wanting to go to jail, just so I can lose a grudge match with my former mentors!"
Cary: "I know. He just wouldn't risk it for me."
Grace: "Everybody, I'm going to my room to study! Not bothering any baby lawyers! Are you happy? Are you satisfied!?"
Alicia: "Sometimes it's funny to pretend I don't understand sarcasm. This is one of those times. Hang on, who's that once again standing around awkwardly in the foyer? Why, it's Marilyn Garbanza. The automaton that walks like a woman and throws up like a champ."
MASTER BATH
Marilyn: "So I'm sorry I missed you before..."
Alicia: "Sorry you keep barfing in my house. Also, fuck you for being sneaky with Cary."
Marilyn: "He just mentioned that Peter was here when you discovered ChumHum was..."
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