Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 118 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT My Bloody Valentine
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 6 | Aired on 11.03.2013
Heather's all hangdog about it, but pretty upfront that she is done dicking around talking all day every day about her husband's tragic death, and would just like to win this case already, and in this case they're strong-arming her into it with the files. So Ms. Lockhart has her day after all.
Her last act is, with a glittering smile, to call Alicia back and hand her an empty legal pad. It's totally gross and totally awesome at the same time, which is basically the new tagline of this show. Then, she amends her suit from product liability to breach of warranty. (Robyn Burdine!)
LOCKHART/GARDNER
For tonight's performance, the role of "Peter Florrick" will be played by nobody on the other end of a telephone.
Diane: "Hello, Governor. Yeah, I saw that coming. Yeah, let's have motherfucking lunch. I'll have my assistant call your goblin and set it up. Yeah, not having any jobs will really free up time at the gun range. Thanks, Peter. Best to you too, I sincerely (do not) mean that."
Diane: "Will, you're wearing your all-black running gear. Weird time to go running."
Will: "I am filled with the electric air of the future and ESP sex and rat dolls and rage."
Diane: "Did you ever consider maybe these manic episodes are linked to your depressive episodes?"
Will: "I prefer to think of it as mental illness in service to the show's plot. What's up?"
Diane: "That was fun getting Heather back."
Will: "I was angry, you were calm. It was like old times. Like before you sold me out."
Diane: "Yeah, about that. What if we pretend that didn't happen?"
Will: "Did Peter seriously screw you on this? That guy is such a dick. It's like, he can hurt his wife all he wants, but if anybody else does anything he goes apeshit."
Diane: "Bill and Hillary, on steroids."
Will: "Look, I meant what I said during my Patton moment. I want to destroy everyone and everything. I am talking Patti Nyholm, Louis Canning type shit. I am talking about ripping firms open and jabbing at the gems and guts that fall out. I am talking about we're gonna crush our enemies, see them driven before us, and to hear the lamentation of their women."
Diane: "I am into that."
Will: "No votes, no politeness, no mealy-mouthed BS. Just decide, and go. Anyone in our way, we kick their ass, fire them or buy them out. Can you handle that?"
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