Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 118 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT My Bloody Valentine
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 6 | Aired on 11.03.2013
Marilyn: "How about the second trimester?"Alicia: "Haha, but also shut up."
F/A: "Let's grill the plant manager about the faulty pins!"
F/A: "He'd just deny it. Wouldn't help."
F/A: "We need another PLCAA exception. What are they again?"
Robyn: "Go for breach of warranty. I mean, huh? I'm just eating my pizza backwards."
F/A: "Huh."
Robyn: "Robyn Burdine! Give me more backwards pizza for my brain!"
Carey: "Okay, so assuming we can connect that defect to the warranty, has anybody ever done that before?"
Alicia: "Nobody's ever tried the PLCAA with Judge Davies. He wants this, we just have to give it to him."
Cary: "Too bad L/G has all their warranty documents..."
Alicia: "Ugh, of course they do."
Cary: "This is getting to be fun. I love it when you're grumpy."
TATTOO
Still awful. Still all over Will's jock, still being a psycho about if she wants a baby. He leaves her in a car on the street outside ACDB, where it's presumed she will give tattoos and yoga lessons and handjobs until he's done in there.
ACBD
Lionel: "So F/A's been begging for relevant documents one at a time, which is BS. Every day you guys dick around I'm fining you twenty grand."
Will: "Not necessary. We'll give them everything..."
Alicia: "Big old but..."
Will: "As soon as we get paid for time and effort. Our standard retainer, Mr. Chairman. We were hired on contingency, paid once Heather wins, and she hasn't won yet. If we're no longer attorneys of record, we're entitled to compensation, which at standard rates comes to $145,000."
Cary: "We're also on contingency, and homegirl doesn't have that kind of..."
Will: "Oh well. Once somebody cuts us a check for 145 g's, you'll get your files."
Alicia: "Pretty sassy."
Will: "Just got road head from a horrible tattoo artist. Feelin' pretty sassy tbh."
SORRENTINO
Nancy: "This is BS! Case closed, dude was sentenced for involuntary manslaughter, which is a crime in these United States. Therefore, the PLCAA..."
F/A: "Which is why we are amending our suit, from product liability to breach of warranty."
Nancy: "We're playing musical exceptions now?"
Judge: "Okay, do you even have enough evidence to... Hang on. Oh, Jeez. This is stupid, but you've been replaced as Plaintiff's counsel. Again."
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