Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 118 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT My Bloody Valentine
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 6 | Aired on 11.03.2013
Bonus Dickhead: "No. They're tax attorneys. Rock-and-roll lifestyle."Alicia: "Tax attorneys with office space, though."
Cary: "Alicia, no. We just got out from under Lockhart/Gardner. We can't immediately shackle ourselves into another corporate..."
Alicia: "'Scuse me but there is a Melissa George in my kitchen drinking water."
Alicia: "Marilyn, why are you in my kitchen drinking a glass of water?"
Marilyn: "Because I feel woozy!"
Alicia: "Yeah but WHY ARE YOU HERE THOUGH."
Marilyn: "I just want to give a short, convenient PowerPoint presentation on the ethical rules of a startup..."
Alicia: "Do you not realize you have an Eli Gold at your job? There are actual ethical problems happening, yards from your desk, at this very moment. Go to work, Marilyn."
Marilyn: "First of all can I throw up all over your house?"
Alicia rushes her back to the master bath, Marilyn sweetly and awkwardly apologizing the entre way, and then when she's done Alicia goes in there to stare at her and watch her do this one move with her hair, over and over. Even after barfing her hair is still wildly beautiful and her makeup is still super-intense. Her eyeballs are like two rare, very lovely, very hairy jungle moths.
Alicia: "You wanna explain this drama right here?"
Marilyn: "I am pregnant!"
Alicia: "Oh, that changes everything because sometimes I turn into a Pinterest Mom without warning."
Marilyn: "Have you read What To Expect When You're Expecting? What is that bullshit?"
Alicia: "They don't sugarcoat it. Just don't see the movie. And avoid the chapter on complications..."
Marilyn: "Too late!"
They bond over the magic of ladies for awhile, and Alicia feels bad for hating her so hard. But it's Melissa George! One way or another, homegirl is gonna turn out a serial killer.
My new theory is that Wendy Scott-Carr is inside her body, operating it like a robot, and she's not actually pregnant with a baby but with Wendy Scott-Carr, and one of these days she's going to barf so hard that an entire Wendy Scott-Carr will pop out and just be like, "Marilyn Garbanza was merely a clever disguise!"
Marilyn: "Listen, you're being really awesome. Sorry I keep showing up."
Alicia: "It's okay. One more hardly matters, and now that I know you're pregnant I can mentally discount you like people are always doing to women, no matter how many Patti Nyholms or Caitlin D'Arcy's I meet. I too am giving birth, to a small business. You want to come by tomorrow and give your dumb presentation?"
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