Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 118 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT My Bloody Valentine
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 6 | Aired on 11.03.2013
Judge: "Everybody knows what you said, Nancy. Don't be a dork, Nancy."Alicia: "Yeah, we read the transcripts, Nancy. Your Honor, please deny her motion to dismiss."
Nancy: "What, you don't believe in the Protection of Arms Act? Because that's the law of the land, placed there by a corporate body clever enough to turn their tax breaks and legal immunity into a national religion for stupid people."
Judge: "You need to quit playing me, freak."
Nancy: "I'm speaking from my heart! I have never fired a gun in my life, but I do believe in the law. Don't you?"
Judge: "Yes, you are a good cheerleader for justice. Take it down a notch."
F/A: "The thing is that we don't know that it went off during a crime."
Nancy: "Yeah, we do? They were robbing the car wash..."
F/A: "They were accused of robbing a car wash. One of them is dead, and the other one is currently on trial in Cook County criminal court."
Judge: "Oh, good one. Nancy?"
Nancy: "He's being prosecuted, though!"
Cary: "Yeah, and when he's found guilty you'll have a PLCAA case. Until then, squash it."
Judge: "Fine. In the meantime, we'll move on to the question of defects..."
Nancy huddles with the gun lobby, who are exactly the dour Politico-looking draculas you would think.
Judge: "Nancy, does your vampire coven agree?"
Nancy: "I guess so, Your Honor. You're the boss of us."
Cary: "Cool, I'll go derail the SA's case on this homicide, and..."
Alicia: "I'll hit the ACDB and get our files."
Cary: "You know Will's gonna be there?"
Alicia: "Yeah like my entire body is very aware of that."
COOK CTY CRIM CT
Turns out the dead accomplice hanged himself in Cook County jail, which is sad, but he signed a confession first, which ASA Geneva Pine -- who we like now -- says is enough to convict. Cary slides in next to the defense, a lady named Olivia with a very intriguing face and hair game, and whispers at her.
Olivia: "Get out of here, you ol' mercenary."
Cary: "First of all, I'm pretending your client is innocent, which is a lie. Second of all, I know how Geneva thinks. She sits on stuff while she builds drama, and waits for you to find the things she's withholding. We gotta get around her. Let me help."
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