Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 118 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT My Bloody Valentine
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 6 | Aired on 11.03.2013
Carey: "Sure, is everything okay?"Alicia: "What did Grace want? Why is she always bugging you?"
Carey: "Turns out I'm a Christian and she finds that exhilarating, so she wondered if it was my time in Campus Faith that did it or..."
Alicia: "Why would you join a campus Bible Study group if you weren't... Never mind. I really, really need my home life not to overlap with my work life? Do you get that?"
Carey: "You do seem super stressed out."
Alicia: "Right. So the next time Grace bothers you about Jesus, could you be cool?"
Carey: "I mean, you realize I'm not a pedophile, correct?"
Alicia: "Yeah, but Grace just discovered boobs and it's making her insane, and she's always getting picked up by strangers or kissing boys with earrings or studying the Bible with hot motorcycle guys and I just... It's not you. It's fully her."
Carey: "I feel kind of like... A monster? Which isn't fair. But of course, I'll do whatever you want. Moms über alles."
Alicia: "Don't feel weird. It was this conversation that was weird. And me. But you, you're good, okay?"
Meanwhile, Grace is chatting up several other baby lawyers, so Alicia has to drag her along to Kurt McVeigh's house to pull her second giant power move of the day. While telling the largest lie of all, that she's not trying to make Grace feel weird about this house full of cute boys but really just wanted to spend some time in her wonderful company. Because Grace is that clueless, that she actually thinks she's fun to be around. Bless.
Cary: "While she's gone, can we talk about Wallis & Frey?"
Carey: "You know Alicia's into it, which sucks. They want part of our ChumHum money! We gotta outvote her."
Cary: "Slow down, kiddo. Just find new office space and then it won't matter. This is not about throwing bows, it's about getting us the hell out of her house any way she can, as if we're not on board with doing that ASAP."
Marilyn: "Hey, is Alicia here? I just wandered back in for the eighth time today."
Cary: "No, she had to go visit a gun nut about some guns. Why do you have a saucepan?"
Marilyn: "It's for barfing in. Do you want to talk about Ethics?"
Cary: "I want to talk about who the fuck are you and why are you barfing in a saucepan in a law firm in a living room?"
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