Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 118 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT My Bloody Valentine
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 6 | Aired on 11.03.2013
Diane: "Kalinda, I desperately need your help."Kalinda: "Whoa."
Diane: "Yeah, for real. Listen, Florrick's vetting another Justice candidate. In order of realisticness, that either means Peter is faking a fair process for me because we are bros, or else I am getting screwed because of Alicia."
Kalinda: "Find out for sure that it's the latter. Even though we both know..."
Diane: "Not until we say it out loud. Bill me personally, and please ignore my hysteria."
Into the office, where Kurt can't even believe how stressed out Diane looks. She does this move, slinging her purse onto a wingback chair, that is eloquently destroyed.
Kurt: "Bad day? At least I found the defect in your gun for your big gun case."
Diane: "Jesus F."
Kurt: "Uh, do you want me to come back?"
Diane: "No, they just took my case away and everything is horrible and Alicia won't let us be mean to her and Lionel said I might..."
Kurt: "That sucks about your gun case. Turns out it's winnable."
Diane: "I love how you're always on the side of fair, even when it's counter to everything you believe in. Like you won't do ballistics for a murderer, but you hate a faulty gun so much you're willing to take on the PLCAA with me. Alas."
That secretary Gina lurks around, listening in, and then calls up Alicia to be kind of gross on. I mean, she's doing the right thing, but how she plays it is very like a creeper. Like because she's seen the partners act all cloak-and-dagger, something-for-nothing, she thinks that's how people talk. Gina the Gangsta, rollin' up on Florrick/Agos.
F/A
Gina: "It's Gina at work. I mean your old work. Listen, I got problems."
Alicia: "Honey your problems are not my problems."
Gina: "They stopped paying for telecommuters, that thing you nearly got fired over getting me, and now I'm back to having childcare issues, and..."
Alicia: "That sucks but did you know I am running my firm out of a home for barfing ladies right now?"
Gina: "Yeah, well, when you do get an office, I want the same salary, two days at home, and a year's contract guaranteed. You ready to deal?"
Apparently that's satisfactory, but we cut to her interrupting yet another skeevy love connection between Carey and Grace.
Alicia: "Carey, do you have a minute?"
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