Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 118 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT My Bloody Valentine
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 6 | Aired on 11.03.2013
Heather: "It's true, you don't really know me like that."Alicia: "Your Honor, we have are invoices detailing out partner vs. associate hours..."
Diane: "Billing is not an effective way to determine work!"
Alicia, loving it: "I fucking dare you to say that again."
Judge Davies makes them squash it some more and then makes Alicia and Diane stay on opposite sides of the room and call Heather's name to see who she loves more.
Diane: "Heather, I have made it my life to fight for gun control. This is the wedge issue to drive into the PLCAA..."
Heather: "That'll be true either way. I choose Alicia and Cary."
Cary: "Then we're gonna need the files, transferred to our office, no monkeying around."
Diane: "What law firm? You're in Alicia's living room!"
Cary: "Either way, these aren't L/G files. I wouldn't worry about the rest of it."
Diane walks out without even speaking, and cocky dumb Cary heckles her all the way out, and it's nice to see him feelin' his oats but also scary because you should at least have a bank account before your mouth starts writing checks. I felt like last week they made sure we understood that Cary running his mouth was going to be a huge thing this season, and then later in the episode Marilyn just says it out loud, so now you know for sure.
LOCKHART/GARDNER
Will: "How did it go? Was Nancy Crozier insufferable?"
Diane: "Didn't even get there. They took it."
Will: "Your case? Who took your case?"
Diane: "WHOM DO YOU THINK?"
Something about her voice approaches hysteria, and before you know it Will's gone into Peter Mode, 100 percent werewolf monster, because they hurt Diane's big going-away case but mostly because all he wants to do is tussle with Florrick/Agos and have angry grinning stare-sex with Alicia all the time and this is how you do it. By letting them take cases and then spanking them to get 'em back.
F/A
Robyn: "How was it? Was Nancy Crozier insufferable?"
Alicia: "Didn't even get there yet, but I'm sure she was. We need a building. Diane was making fun of us for having our law firm in a living room. She was not wrong."
Carey: "Oh, about that. The Wallis & Frey thing was a dud, they want us to join their firm. Split the space, lease, clients."
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