Episode Report Card Demian: B- | 159 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Revenge Of The Big Gay Done One (Part The Second)
By Demian | Season 5 | Episode 23 | Aired on 2003.05.11
Whitelighterland. Bogtrotter and Bitch Tits stalk the Dolt. The Dolt pulls this invisibility power out of his massive ass and vanishes just as the two Bs peek around the pillar where the Dolt's hiding. Bogtrotter and Bitch Tits stalk away.
Bridal Boudoir. Oh, fuck me. Piper's cradling yet another new infant in her arms. This has to be a running gag, right? Every shot, a different Done One? Whatever. Big Gay Chris barges into the Boudoir like he owns the place. Which he sort of does, being Piper's kid and all, but they don't address that directly. Again, it comes through in little snatches of dialogue. "I need help," Chris flusters. Piper chides him for invading her private space. Chris explains the situation downstairs. "I got [Phoebe and Raige] working on the Titans, but I don't know how long that's gonna last." "I thought you needed me," Piper states. "I did," Chris blurts, then corrects himself with, " I do." Piper eyes him coolly. Chris pleads with her for assistance, vowing that he gets it -- Phoebe and Raige need the Dolt as much as Piper does. "You forgot the baby," Piper snits. "The baby needs his father, too." "Fine," Chris whatevers, "but pay attention, because the world I grew up in? Families hardly existed. I never had a chance to know mine." "Not my fault," Piper counters. "Not yet," Chris snaps back. "Is that what this is about?" Piper asks, irritation entering her icy tones. "You blame us for what happened to you?" Chris non-answers with, "I just want you to get it right this time," which I'll take as a big old "yes." He is so The Done One, and he blames Piper and the Dolt for falling apart at a moment of crisis. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it. Piper blows past her adult son to fetch his much-younger, shape-shifting incarnation a bottle. Big Gay Chris wanders over to Tiny Gay Chris's bassinet. Tiny Gay Chris tosses out his fabulous shimmering blue shield. "Don't worry," Big Chris smiles. "You'll learn to trust me. They all will." I hope that wasn't supposed to be a DUN! moment, because I've got to tell you, I'm not feeling the DUN! here. At all.