Episode Report Card Demian: B- | 159 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Revenge Of The Big Gay Done One (Part The Second)
By Demian | Season 5 | Episode 23 | Aired on 2003.05.11
Back from the break, we hit the sewer for a round of expository dialogue delivered by the Glamorous Goddesses and Punk-Ass Tom Cruise. The sewer is actually a "sanctuary" constructed by the Dolt using a shield of "fairy magic." There's a Clay Aiken joke in there somewhere. I know it. Anyway, the Dolt's been tracking scattered surviving Elders and orbing them into the sewer for their own protection, as Bitch Tits and Bogtrotter can't sense the ever-useless ones beneath the fairies' shield. Piper's tired of receiving all of this information about her husband second-hand, so she screams. The sewer's rocked by a minor trembler. Alas, no chunks of masonry drop from the ceiling to flatten the loathsome Punk-Ass Tom Cruise, whom Aphrophoebe's been molesting in a most unladylike fashion throughout this scene. Needless to say, Piper doesn't receive an answer from the Dolt, so it's back to the Manor. As Rathena's trident failed to vanquish the Titans, Aphrophoebe wants to try her brand of enhanced witchcraft on them. Aphrophoebe, darling. Antibiotic-resistant strains of syphilis can take decades to kill a guy. You think you could come up with something a little quicker?