Episode Report Card Demian: B- | 159 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Revenge Of The Big Gay Done One (Part The Second)
By Demian | Season 5 | Episode 23 | Aired on 2003.05.11
Whitelighterland. Bogtrotter and Bitch Tits are still stalking the Dolt. Big Gay Chris orbs in, alerting the Bs to his presence by his "orb trail," which sounds absolutely revolting. Chris orders the Dolt down to the Manor, pronto. Chris will lead the Bs away from Piper and the Dolt with his "orb trail" for as long as he can. The Dolt vanishes.
Bridal Boudoir. Piper mopes on the bed. The Dolt orbs in, clad in one of those hideous gold-toned velour robes favored by the ever-useless Elders. Schmoopiness ensues. Yawn. The two eventually head out into the hallway, where they're met by the Freaky Tiny Iguana Lady. She promptly curtsies respectfully. Piper testily assures Iguana Lady that, despite appearances to the contrary, her husband's not an Elder. Iguana Lady's not buying it, but holds her tongue. She watches the marrieds continue down the stairs, practically glowing from having been in the Dolt's magnificent presence. Ew.
Parlor. Tedious, endless Dolt pep talk. At the end of it all, the Dolt flares up in this heavenly golden glow. Ick. Piper eyes her newly promoted husband with a mixture of suspicion, denial, and dismay.
P3, because they've used up all of the other sets already, so they might as well cut over to this one again, yes? Bogtrotter and Bitch Tits smear in through the ceiling, stalk through the bar, sense the Dolt's presence at the Manor, and prepare to smear out again.
Bridal Boudoir. The Players: Piper, the Dolt, and the Gay Chrises, both Tiny and Big. Piper insists, "You're not an Elder, [Dolt]! Tell [Big Gay Chris] you're not an Elder!" Big Gay Chris and the Dolt urge her to join her sisters downstairs, as the Titan's final attack is imminent. Piper refuses to leave the room until her husband denies his, uh, Elderhood, or whatever the fuck it is. The Dolt sadly replies that he can't do that. Piper screams, in the process taking her frustrations out on her big gay son with a massive burst of free-floating Earth Goddess telekinesis. Big Gay Chris flies through the air to vanquish the closet door with his ass. No, I am not making that up. The Dolt hovers over Chris, determines that he'll be okay, congratulates Piper on accessing her goddess power, and sends her downstairs to battle the Titans.