Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 38 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Your Body Will Know
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 14 | Aired on 01.07.2014
REAR WINDOW
Claire: "Okay, the real reason Avery didn't come to Liarpalooza is, she is in a coma. Not a real coma, but a thing where they are trying to even out her meds."
Emily: "Are you seriously putting even more problems on me right now? Bitch I don't even know you."
Claire: "I just can't stop thinking about Sara -- our Alison -- and how much I wish she was for sure dead."
Emily: "Like you don't even go here. Why aren't you talking to Hanna about this shit?"
Claire: "I mean, is that weird? She was the worst. I am just jealous that yours died. Sara was... Pretty, and poised, and perfect. And everything she gave you, she took two things away. I can't talk to the others about this, they're still under her spell."
Emily: "Okay, this is getting weird. I literally feel this way about my Alison."
Claire: "Well, anyway. I just wanted to unload all over you like I am vomiting, but with feelings instead of vomit. I wished her dead before she disappeared. Bye!"
Emily: "...You know what, actually that made me feel better. Spencer was right, feelings are so weird!"
Do you think there are Alisemily (?) shippers that are like, "How dare you!" I doubt it. People are real nutty about Paige and that's generally a one lightning-rod situation. Also, if your thing is Emily and Alison?, I wouldn't know what to tell you. Plus I like where this goes, so much, where Emily is like:
"Dear young lesbians. Sometimes beautiful girls -- often without even knowing it -- will enjoy the feeling of your feelings more than they care about separating out what is actually what. If you are looking for a fan club to join, and they are looking for a fan club, those things can look like love. Even to each other. There comes a point where one person is saying, I would do anything for you, and the other person is saying I would do anything to KEEP you, and those sentences sound like they mean the same thing but in fact are opposites. But have no fear! Eventually your body will know; it will learn the difference between gay ones and straight ones -- or, the yes ones and no ones, the ones and zeroes -- and you will stop torturing yourself (and torturing them with the ability to torture you with it). Aim for that. Everybody stays honest, and you can both concentrate on being better friends when you stop thinking that just wishing hard enough is going to change a thing you already, in fact, know but don't want to admit."