Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 36 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Your Body Will Know
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 14 | Aired on 01.07.2014
Jason: ...Hey where is Jason?Hanna: "Well, Caleb says the A-partment in Ravenswood is cleaned out."
Liars: "Maybe Ali contacted somebody else, such as Jason?"
Hanna: "I have a theory."
Spencer: "Oh, do you now."
Hanna: "Ali's not in the box. She's alive somewhere, but somebody is dead. Guessing they were put in the hole she popped out of, after The Grunwald but before the gayzbo."
Spencer: "It's pronounced gazebo."
Hanna: "Whatever, I'm right either way. There's a missing girl, somewhere. Find out who she is and who put her in there, that's a whole new angle on this thing. We're flanking the murderers and whoever covered it up, all at once."
I mean, clearly that was Ali or agents of Ali that did that, right? Who else would want the girls to think it was Ali in there, and willing to fake records and maybe kill a similar girl, for this reason? It's an impressive can of worms, and the Liars give Hanna props on it.
DILAURENTIS
Emily: "Whoa, do you really still change the sheets in here?"
Jessica: "Fresh linen keeps a room from getting musty. Were you raised by animals? And anyway, what's this about Jason."
Emily: "His voicemail's full and I need to talk to him."
Jessica: "Yeah. Listen, he's been under stress. Although I am no longer saying he's in Georgia, I will say that now I picture him driving across the country, possibly to Montana."
Emily: "You mean like another spinoff? Like a haunted horse ranch or something? That sounds awesome, I would watch that."
Jessica: "Is it an emergency?"
Emily: "No. Everybody's dead already. Just tell him Hi if you talk to him, I guess."
MARIN
Hanna googles and instantly learns about approximately a billion hot chicks that got murdered in and around Rosewood in the past year, because that's their main exports: Death and molestation. She shuts the laptop when she hears Ashley coming, though.
Ashley: "Yes, I'm that Ashley Marin... No, I won't bother coming in for the interview. Thank you for nothing."
Hanna: "Do you think the bank is like, actively blacklisting you?"
Ashley: "No, I just think when you go to jail for killing a cop, it sticks with you."
Hanna: "Even if you're cleared?"
Ashley: "Especially if you're cleared. Think about it. Not a lot of capital murder guys out there trying to be loan officers."