Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 36 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Your Body Will Know
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 14 | Aired on 01.07.2014
Caleb: "I have not entirely fixed the situation in Ravenswood, no. Although I do suddenly have a slightly more cogent understanding of it, as we'll see in my voiceover at the break between our two premieres."Hanna: "Are you going to say like one thing with any weight to it at all?"
Caleb: "No. Just make out with you and say embarrassing sweet romance things, and then go do you at your house, and then probably..."
Hanna: "Stay forever?"
Caleb: "We'll cross that bridge. Oh hey, speaking of bridges..."
DECLODYNE
Toby: "Are you Ms. Mainway?"
Mainway: "I am certainly glamorous enough to be the head of Legal for an infernal devil machine that profits solely by prolonging the death and misery of those too disenfranchised to complain. You must be Toby. I can tell by how sad and desperate you are."
Spencer: "You seem busy! But not, I think, too busy for some... teen blackmail."
Mainway: "Snipers already in position at your four and eleven o'clock might disagree, but by all means show me what you've got."
LIARPALOOZA!
Tina: "There were four of us. Sara, Claire, Avery, and me Tina. Sara was the Alison, she disappeared. Avery's in a medication coma, having lost her damn mind. Claims to have seen Sara riding her bike the day after Labor Day..."
Hanna: "Wait, after Labor Day? This princess may be in another castle."
Tina: "Do you enjoy knowing for certain that your friend is dead and not just gone?"
Emily: "We did. Didn't know it at the time, but yeah. They've recently paved that paradise and put up a parking lot where that bitch is still alive somewhere."
Tina: "Which one of you was gay for her?"
Emily: "Me, technically, but... Kind of all of us?"
Tina: "Yeah, same."
MONAMAZING!
Mona: "Mr. Fitz! Hi, in a general way. Nice book, you book nerd."
Ezra: "[Sexy, scary grumbles. Very sweetly does not mention that Mona is dressed like Lisbeth Salander guest-starring on KIDS Incorporated in the mid-'80s.]"
Mona: "Cool, well I was just ambushing you at this open-air market on our only street in this town. Did you know that Jekyll & Hyde is awesome?"
Ezra: "Awesome, or like, the most relevant novel since Catcher In The Rye?"