Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 36 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Your Body Will Know
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 14 | Aired on 01.07.2014
Mona: "I'm a picaresque, Mr. Fitz, not a bildungsroman. I just like it because it's fucked up. Like how Jenna was into The Bad Seed, or Spencer likes the murder queens of England."Ezra: "...I meant to me personally. I am really not even trying to cover up my craziness at this point. Do you think it looks good on me?"
Girl I think it looks freakin' amazing on you, and I am on record as being very hard to convince, Fitz-wise.
Mona: "Speaking of your personal life, can I apply some subtle pressure to you about that real quick? It's going to seem like I'm jealous of the Liars and their fucked-up connections to you, but really that's just a feint."
Ezra: "Just tell me what it is you're trying to do, and I'll decide how scared or angry to get. How Jekyll or Hyde, one might say."
Mona: "Okay well at this point in the chess game let's say I want to call you my mentor. And I'd like that to start right now. Or else."
Ezra: "...Buy you a coffee, Ms. Vanderwaal?"
GANGWAY, MAINWAY
Spencer: "So as you can see, this police officer changed the report, and he died..."
Mainway: "This is quite a yarn, based on one document."
Spencer: "Like I'mma show you all my cards, come on."
Mainway: "What is the endpoint here, what do you want? Mr. Cavanaugh?"
Toby: "I want to clear the record that my mom didn't kill herself."
Mainway: "And I can help with that because...?"
Spencer: "Someone at a sanitarium you own paid Wilden to alter his report? I mean, that's on you. Literally that is on you."
Mainway: "Radley is just one facility in the Declodyne family..."
Spencer: "But one which I am positive causes more trouble than most."
Mainway: "You might be right, but I'm more interested in telling Toby that he is crazy right now. Stuff about grief and closure and..."
Spencer: "You need closure, honey. You do. Preferably before your next stockholder meeting. We cannot be the only people up your ass about that accursed place. I doubt we're even the first couple of people to jump you about it this week."
Mainway: "Maybe, but I don't care about shame. Just money."
Spencer: "Do you know what the internet is? Same thing now."
POST-LIARPALOOZA BREAKDOWN