Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 36 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Your Body Will Know
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 14 | Aired on 01.07.2014
Hanna: "Dates don't work."
Aria: "You mean she didn't die in time?"
Hanna: "Yeah, it sucks... Hang on, drunks in my house I need to investigate."
Ashley: "Wassup, girl!"
Jessica: "You're looking not that fat, honey!"
Ashley: "Jessica just gave me a job!"
Hanna: "I do not like that. This drunk is an entirely different kind of drunk than the kind I like."
Jessica: "Let me give you a hug! Or as much as my arms can circumnavigate dat ass."
Ashley: "I'll just leave you to this monster while I fetch my real estate license I apparently -- and obviously -- have."
Hanna: "My mom's happy, I like that part."
Jessica: "Oh, Alison thought of it! People in this town can be so shitty when you're connected to a murder or a..."
Hanna: "Hold up, what? Alison what?"
Jessica: "No big deal, she comes to me in my dreams and offers human resources suggestions from time to time. A perfectly normal thing that happens to people."
Hanna: "It's like you always have some new incredible way to be fucked up."
Jessica: "Let me teach you how to waltz. You'll need to know that, if boys ever start to notice you. Put your arms up like this. Put your arms up like this."
FACE OFF
Ezra: "Don't sell yourself short, Mona. You masterminded an entire hyperadrenalized superreality that allowed you to travel the spacetime continuum with impunity, you're a gray-hat hacker and you speak eleven languages. Surely Pre-Cal won't be..."
Mona: "-- I've had to be a good student, I had nothing else. I've had quote 'a rather Dickensian life up until now, full of folly and grudges and false imprisonment...'"
Ezra: "There she goes. Shit you are nuts."
Mona: "People -- pay attention -- people thinking I'm one thing, when I know I'm something else...? Eh? Eh?"
Ezra: "Why are you eyebrowing at me?"
Mona: "Because you know what I'm talking about? Eh? Eh?"
Ezra: "Girl, you better face up and sing right now. What are you on about."
Mona: "This syllabus, Mr. Fitz. Masks, secret identities... Very revealing, if you know what you're looking for."
Ezra: "Which is fucking what?"
Mona: "What did the Count of Monte Cristo want?"
Ezra: "At this point I can't believe even you feel entitled to revenge. You have had all the revenge. There is no more revenge to be had."