Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 36 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Your Body Will Know
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 14 | Aired on 01.07.2014
LOCKER HALL
Mona: "WHAT'S UP, MARIN! Let's go driving around in a blind girl's Mustang."
Hanna: "Comin' in hot there, Mona. Plus, how creepy is that?"
Mona: "Well, I'm creepy. This is not new info. Listen, why are you freezing me out?"
Hanna: "Uh, because you're A? And because I have a million things going on?"
Mona: "I went to jail and then was institutionalized on your mother's behalf. Can we ever bygones this?"
Hanna: "To be frank, I'm not entirely sure you even did that for my benefit."
Mona: "What is WITH everybody today?"
For once, their synced-up shitty moods actually make sense: Alison. Bitch won't stay dead. You would think once the dead girl turned up alive the problems would go away, but now they are just worse because nothing makes sense anymore. So yeah, everybody's in a mood. But the most shocking of all, in how they deal with it, is Aria Montgomery of all people. And not just the ways she expresses herself through fashion, for once.
FITZ CLASS
Ezra: "We're studying Jekyll & Hyde this year, because guess why."
Class: "Uh, we probably can."
Ezra: "You think you know the true story but you don't. So ignore what you know, and read the book. Preferably for three days without stopping, just like it was written. Only not on cocaine."
After class he keeps Aria behind, sending all the Liars a-titter. They head into a totally random classroom -- note -- to gossip about it and also talk about the Courtland Liars.
Liars: "Oh my God and he totally knows Karate Jake is in Harrisburg. That old creep won't quit. But at least we know Aria won't hook back up with him, because she is not a crazy person."
Hanna: "Spoiler alert, we are all crazy people right now. Anyway, look at these remarkably similar girls I found whose bitch best friend also died that time and now they are all nuts, just like us."
Liars: "Hanna, how are you doing this? Are you really turning into the Spencer?"
Liars: "I don't remember Alison saying anything about Courtland or weirdly similar groups of people in other towns..."
Spencer: "She also never told us about the psychic doll hospitals of Brookhaven, or taking flying lessons..."
Ha! Nice. Never forget the fact that Alison knew how to fly a plane. Of all the bizarre things, that is the best one.