Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 36 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Your Body Will Know
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 14 | Aired on 01.07.2014
Spencer: "As if I will stop there. Listen, we have to go after this healthcare company. I mean, it's not like they're above committing mass murder in pursuit of profits or anything, right? We'll be fine. Just two American kids, standing up to the healthcare lobby and hoping to survive the experience."Toby: "Thank God we're not poor, or they'd already have the Tea Party after us."
Spencer: "Right? With their little hats and flags, talking about how America means killing poor people on purpose or else Jesus will cry."
LIARS
Hanna: "I have made contact with the Courtland Liars, they want to meet up."
Emily: "Thanks for committing us to that bullshit without asking, Marin."
Hanna: "Whoa, what's the story there? Why you being mean about this?"
Emily: "It's like... Ali's alive. The whole show she's been alive. That doesn't make you want to rip her hair out by the roots? Anybody?"
Liars: "Okay yes. We do know what you're talking about."
Hanna: "Sometimes I imagine her wet and scared, in a cardboard box, by some train tracks. And other times I see her in a penthouse, dripping diamonds and laughing at us. But we don't know which one's the truth. None of us do. So we have to bring her back."
Three for three, I'd say. What a lovely summation. If Hanna keeps being the best one, will I have to pick a new favorite? Because while Hanna's been it the longest, they've all been my favorite over the years.
All but one.
THEN CALEB
Caleb comes in and everything stops and they kiss and music plays and all the Liars are happy that they are kissing but confused about why this is happening. Then they discuss their complicated phone and email conversations about whether she could come there or he could come here, and the email a ghost sent her about that, but then rescinded, and whatever, now they are here at the same time, in this coffee shop, kissin'. Love has a short memory sometimes.
Hanna: "Not that I wanted to go to horrible awful Ravenswood, but..."
Caleb: "Trust me, it's way easier this way. I am... Keeping a lot of different promises right now."
Hanna: "That sounds like a clever way of not actually saying anything. How's Miranda?"
Caleb: "In some ways she is great. In other ways, she is a dead person. Don't ask."
Hanna: "Have you fixed her yet? Pretty sure the deal was, you go take care of her because I liked her and it was a random impulse from my pure and loving heart, and then you get your ass back on this show."