Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 36 USERS: A YOU GRADE IT Your Body Will Know
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 14 | Aired on 01.07.2014
Hanna: "Well, if there was any doubt in your mind, be assured I'm not going to Australia with my dad and his shitty new family."Ashley: "Things are not great here in Rosewood, honey..."
Hanna: "They never are, dear. Besides, the water runs backwards there. No thanks!"
The perplexed, affectionate look that crosses Ashley's face after her daughter says this odd thing and hugs her is eloquent and sweet, as usual.
LIARS
Spencer: "Still changing Ali's sheets? That lady is so nuts. And now she won't tell us where Jason is?"
Hanna: "She just said he needs private time."
Liars: "Huh. Well, as long as we're discussing uncommunicative people, is it weird that we haven't heard anything from either Alison or her ghost?"
Spencer: "Yes, let's dwell on that reprieve... Oh, it's Toby!"
Emily: "Who's that stranger getting out of the truck to hug Spencer? He seems like a nice boy."
Spencer: "Well of course I've just been going mad without you."
Toby: "Yeah, you're always super excited to see me, it's cute."
Spencer: "Any news on your dead mom?"
Toby: "Not really, but don't let that get in the way of us talking about it forever."
Then Mona arrives, in Jenna's time-traveling car, and almost runs them down. It's pretty phenomenal.
Toby: "It's nice knowing she is no longer so crazy that she would just run over us in broad daylight. She honked. That's a good sign."
Spencer: "She's probably just working on her aim."
Nobody points out that she's wearing giant sunglasses that probably came with the car, which to me is the most chilling aspect of all this. I get that Mona is a soul-trader that regularly becomes the most astonishing people, but you do not want to get stuck being Jenna Thing.
SWIM TALK
Paige: "[Endless swim talk. No awareness of how Emily might not want to hear all about this, or in fact that Emily is in another dimension entirely, hating Alison for being alive and dead and then alive again.]"
Emily: "Sorry, go on with your riveting story."
Paige: "You're right, I'm being a jerk. What's up with you?"
Emily: "Ugh, nothing. Don't worry about it."
Paige: "I love to worry about you!"
Emily: "I feel like you're drowning me. Metaphorically speaking."