Episode Report Card Erin: A+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Tell Her About It
By Erin | Season 2 | Episode 22 | Aired on 05.03.2003
Francinator goes into the bathroom, for no reason other than to fill her super-secret spy ring with what we can only assume is poison. Will's out on the bed (hee!), yammering on about how the CIA thinks he's a killer. "Francie, I ended someone's life," he says. "Two people's lives. I'm a killer!" He stops and looks up at the ceiling. "I shouldn't be yelling this." Hee! Will's funny. Francinator comes out of the bathroom and starts kissing Will.
Wendy Kroy: Get off my boyfriend!
Rona: I'm your boyfriend!
Wendy Kroy: You're my REAL boyfriend! Will's my DREAM boyfriend!
Rona: Oh, no more daiquiris for you, girlfriend.
Wendy Kroy: Oh, like I care! I'm drunk on Willage.
Regina: Jesus.
Will kisses Francinator back and says, "You're warm." Which, like, makes no sense to me whatsoever. So, what, usually when he kisses her she's colder than a carp? Huh? Francinator's just about to stick it to Will when the doors burst open and a bunch of law guys with guns burst in. How on earth they found Francinator and Will is beyond me, but that question's never addressed, as most of the questions on this show are handled.
Woo! Shirtless Will alert!
Regina: Don't. Say. Anything.
Wendy Kroy: [squeak]
Will's getting his blood taken somewhere. Hmm. Bradley Cooper has a slightly hairy chest. Why does this surprise me? And why does it not bother me the way most chest hair bothers me? Hm. I'll have to ponder that and get back to you. The camera swirls around and around, giving us various angles of Shirtless Will as he's probed and prodded and poked. Thank you, oh holy cameraman.
The Cell Formerly Known As Den Of Delights. Syd enters the cell, and Will frantically asks her what's going on. Syd tells Will about the DNA strand and how it didn't match his and how there was no Provacillium in his blood. Yes, I know this spelling is different than the other one. The closed captioning spelled it differently this time. Still nothing from Google, though. Not that any of us give a shit.
Will collapses into Syd's arms and says, "Thank god for you." Aw. They're both kind of crying. Will apologizes for saying that she ruined his life, and he trusts her more than he trusts anyone. Syd's all, that's nice, honey, but you're not leaving the cell for a bit. Them's the rules. Lots of questions to be answered. Oh, and we thought we might put you through a little therapy to try to reverse your memory conditioning.
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